Todays Lunch of Champions 💪: spinach, canónigo (which I have no idea what it is), celery, chickpeas, jalapeños, feta cheese, pepper, Moroccan seasoning, olive oil and apple cider vinegar. Delish 😋 @ Madrid, Spain https://t.co/GXZrd21zn8
I’ve been posting a lot of boring photos lately. This one is no different, sorry. To my credit, most parents in the USA have also been posting lots of boring photos… 🤷 @ Madrid, Spain https://t.co/vdG8Rkgdx5
I wasn’t hanging out by the pool, I’m just posing for my Instagram fans, to give the impression of a posh lifestyle. Am I doing it right? 🤪 @ Manzanares El Real, Madrid, Spain https://t.co/SOdnjmLRMa
A couple of historical throwbacks:
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.: I still can’t keep my mouth shut, but I’ve made a lot of progress in this regard. It’s an ongoing effort.
.: I’m now permanently safe from mass shootings 👍
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#tbt#throwbacks https://t.co/GkgH9QOcXA
These are all signs on different establishments that basically say “we don’t fucking work in August, come back in September. K, thx, bye”. I like their style. @ Madrid, Spain https://t.co/I6eH5OhAUt