Convo with a 6 yr old while waiting for 2nd load:
"I thought you weren't married"
"I'm not..but Zack is my person"
"Well why don't you ask him to marry you?"
"It doesn't work like that baby, you have to date a while"
"Well then you should take him on more dates, like Chilis!"😂🙈
Three years ago I was studying for finals now I'm just wondering how to keep the tiny humans alive for the next four weeks without losing my manners or my mind🙃
Student 1: you know why you shouldn't spray cologne in your mouth? Bc it makes you reeeeally sick!
Me: why in the world are you spraying cologne in your mouth though?!😩
Student 2: bc he be putting err-thang in his mouf...pencils, erasers, & he be biting ankles too! 😩😂
Me:
*student tattles on another student for crawling on the floor in the bathroom*
"Baw you might as well sit down & worry 'bout yahself. Unless someone bleeding or dying she ain't tryin' to hear that mess. Plus, you licked the table yesterday and ain't no one tattled on you!"😂💀😩