celeste

damsel in shining armor. she/her. i love you

[celeste @ce_lut]

if i’ve ever been weird to you it’s cuz idk how to casually go from “hi i’m celeste” to “i love you”

[celeste @ce_lut]

“i’m too drunk to cook. let’s drive”

[celeste @ce_lut]

is it okay that i don’t know shit about wyoming

[celeste @ce_lut]

missed my bosses phone call for a very good reason

[celeste @ce_lut]

just saw shooting stars with the love of my life

[celeste @ce_lut]

“god the markets are closed tomorrow for good friday. worst friday ever”
@brocksnilloc

[celeste @ce_lut]

did a big fuck up at work and just said “oopsie daisy” idk if i’m over confident or just over it lol

[celeste @ce_lut]

i love working in quality assurance and i find a problem and then am told “it’s always like that” mf it shouldn’t be!!!

[celeste @ce_lut]

i got a big ass head

[celeste @ce_lut]

“you’re dumb”
why
“you’re gonna marry me”
- @brocksnilloc

[celeste @ce_lut]

dayum girl you lookin like a kay jewelers open heart necklace

[celeste @ce_lut]

@xxcokeandredrum 10/10 would steal your phone in theater class again

[celeste @ce_lut]

kinda love having a dog w anxiety so when people come in to the house to do repairs, i have an excuse to hide and continue to not wear a bra

[celeste @ce_lut]

*buys gummies on the way home from the appt*

[celeste @ce_lut]

love seeing the attempt of hidden surprise when i tell a new dr that i don’t want meds for adhd lol

[celeste @ce_lut]

if a doctor has a weird headshot, idgaf about their education/experience. i do not want you to be my foot doctor if you have a bow tie and heavily slicked down hair

[celeste @ce_lut]

fr getting to click those bubbles and see the check mark when you accomplish The Thing is so damn satisfying and motivating

[chelsea (isa fan) @kikosdreamworld]

Everyone’s methods are different but i usually make a check list on my notes pad right before i start of the things i need to do and in there right order like this

[celeste @ce_lut]

jade and beck in victorious always made me feel weird when i was a kid. now i realize i had a crush on both. the signs were THERE

[celeste @ce_lut]

pet insurance exclusions.
“they didn’t say anything about extra terrestrial events tho” -@brocksnilloc

[celeste @ce_lut]

dream/nightmare blunt rotation. philomena cunk and aubrey plaza

[celeste @ce_lut]

sending funny videos to my boss that’s sitting 10ft away and making almost $20p/h wbu