Charlie

A dapper gent and occasional disheveled heap; purveyor of words and pictures (profile pics courtesy of

[Charlie @ce_winters]

Maybe by the time I'm retirement age I'll have learned how to not botch a job interview.

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Screwed up the chili, but to err is cumin.

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@1overgrownasian *Peter Griffin laugh*

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Got the munchies for people... Cannabisibalism?

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All I want is a decent job... Or one that involves spelunking, in which case I'd have a descent job.

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That moment you realize the value you place on your health, safety, and sanity is a $1.70 above minimum wage...

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@1overgrownasian Happy birthday, my brotha from an Asian motha!

[Charlie @ce_winters]

Saliva: The service industry professional's secret weapon.

[Charlie @ce_winters]

Wait... So adding https://t.co/rADLO3C581 to the bookmarks bar on your work computer is a bad idea?

[Charlie @ce_winters]

New goal: to be able to evenly slice an oven-fresh pizza using a pizza slicer and a devil-may-care attitude.

[Charlie @ce_winters]

Dear single serve cups of half n' half,
I find you highly suspect. The product within you was meant to be refrigerated.
Sincerely,
Charlie

[Charlie @ce_winters]

My overall stability can best be described as "late-stage Jenga."

[Charlie @ce_winters]

I'd never look at myself and think "Harvard" unless the preceding statement was to the effect of, "a custodian needs an understudy at..."

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Some people were born to cook ready-made frozen omelets en masse in an oven. But alas, I am not one of them. #knowyourlimits

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(Courtesy of my sister) "Netflix just broke in a beautiful way."

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Not an ideal scenario for one who is plagued with indecision...

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It's definitely worth visiting the CN Tower. Let me be clear on why:

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I demand respect! *points to elbow patches* I. Demand. Respect.

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Random thing: amusing quip about said thing. Apparently.

[Charlie @ce_winters]

Curved brim hat: the ultimate emblem of 90s teen angst.