🌹ceara

chips, dips, chains & whips

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

my gf to me: don’t worry about it it’s literally no big deal

my gf to her girls groupchat:

[Nicole Polizzi @snooki]

Simpler times.

[sila puhl @c_lapuhl]

(flirting with a short king) hiiiii pspspsps

[Ed Miliband @Ed_Miliband]

🤡

[des @theaquariusmilf]

i do not forgive and forget, i hate and remember 😍

[T a y 🖤 @tieyoo]

The spiders in my house watching me put up spider decorations after killing their brother

[rico @somethinglovely]

me creating a playlist

[𝐿𝑆 @x13luisa]

They should do like wife swap but put 4 Americans in Creamfields and 4 scousers in coachella

[Marky P @MarkyP1970]

Darkness falls across the land, the midnight hour is close at hand, creatures crawl in search of blood, to terrorise y'alls neighbourhood... #Thriller

[ems 🫧 @atotalposer]

snape at the monthly hogwarts staff meeting:

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Ok so Olivia Wilde presented herself as a feminist but made her lead work with an abuser then replaced him with her “I’m not an actor” boyfriend that she cheated on her husband with and paid him MORE than Florence Pugh, starting a Feud. Also Chris Pine is there and got spit on.

[Dr. ADO @WilliamAdoasi]

“Jessica, Jessica, you’ll never believe it. You’ve just won a GP appointment!!!”

[Jonty Crowley 📻 @JontyCrowley]

TV comps a few years ago: we could be sending you to the Bahamas all inclusive!

TV comps now: we could allow you to not freeze to death for a few more months!

[JD @Jonny_Dodds]

Boris Johnson leaving Downing Street.

[🌹ceara @cearabella]

@mentalgellarr

[Dr Configa (PhD) @Configa]

This speech is a bit weird bruv 🤯🤯🤯😬😬😬

#AJvsUsyk2 #JoshuaUsyk2 #UsykvsJoshua #boxing

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Disney: “Remember, Phil. It’s a cartoon about a man raised by gorillas. Nothing too crazy.”