chloe

She’s got a book for every situation.

[Watermelon_Sir @Watermelon1Sir]

They taste good to those pure of heart. But as soon as you eat too many they detect your greed and start tasting awful as a self-defense mechanism.

[chloe @cearnett]

Immediate thought was 8, BUT 1 puts me in between Baekar so that’s the move.

[lola★ @kendallgrl]

alright everybody come pick your seats for your 10 hour flight where surely nothing can go wrong ✈️

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity.

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

I’m the guy at NHL HQ who’s in charge of making sure all of our major events get overshadowed by things in other sports, they gave me a huge raise for putting the season opener at 5 pm on a weekday at the same time as Game 1 of the MLB playoffs

[chloe @cearnett]

@marsofvenus_ Yesss this is exactly what it brought to mind for me!!

[chloe @cearnett]

Is he Hastings?!!!!

[Daily Daeron @Daeronday]

OH MY GOD

[chloe @cearnett]

@Daeronday Ahh, well I guess we will see then but the other photo you posted has even stronger Hastings and Poirot energy!

[Vampy Ren* ✪ DUNESDAY @buckysren]

if you like pumpkin spice lattes, you should try getting hit by a bus

[chloe @cearnett]

I thought this movie was trash but I loved the premise, so maybe this will get it right???

[Variety @Variety]

EXCLUSIVE: Hulu is developing a series version of the 2020 movie "The Kid Detective," which starred Adam Brody and Sophie Nelisse.

Evan Morgan, who wrote and directed the film, is attached as an executive producer on the project.

The logline for the series states: "When a missing persons case reopens the childhood murder he never solved, a washed-up former kid detective gets one last shot at proving his best days aren’t behind him."

https://t.co/A4FgQG9IcK

[⭐️ @danielqter]

welcome back seth cohen and ryan atwood

[gio۶ৎ @pikehahn]

no we don’t

[chloe @cearnett]

What do you like in a tv show, Chloe?

[lola★ @kendallgrl]

when you have siblings

[erwin @bedeliapilled]

you can’t make a tomlette without breaking some greggs. you sent the same email to him 67 times in one evening

[YK @Yannaralas]

did i like the goddess of beauty as Aphrodite

[Flav🚂🪡🧵🎯 @Darveyinbed]

I asked "grok" "I asked chatgpt" well I asked Jackson lamb from slow horses and he told me to "fuck off"

[Helen Bolton 🖤 @hbolton]

My main thought about the kids and reading continues to be that it's really delusional to think kids will watch every adult around them consistently choose phone and tv over book for their own leisure time and not conclude that phone and tv must be better than book

[The Academy @TheAcademy]

Scenes for the season. 🍂

Featured films: When Harry Met Sally… (1989), Hero (2002), Little Women (2019), Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009)

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

It’s officially the first day of fall. 🍂

[Abby @AbbyPomeroy1]

Arena security should figure out how they’re sneaking catfish and octopus corpses into games before they start telling people they can’t bring a purse that can only fit a tampon.