CJP

|SPK| '95er

[Houston Astros @astros]

That's it build the statue.

[arleen @annoyingastros]

ASTROS WITH A NO HITTER AGAINST THE TEXAS RANGERS !!!!!!!

[Houston Astros @astros]

THE HOUSTON ASTROS HAVE NO-HIT THE TEXAS RANGERS!!

#ChaseTheFight x @MethodistHosp

['Stro Dogg @Matthew_Gaskin]

Jeremy Peña, thank you for your service and ending this man's career.

[Houston Astros @astros]

The Silver Boot is back @daikinpark!

Don't miss your chance to win an epic MVP experience for you and three friends on Friday, 5/15! RT for a chance to win!

[Houston Astros @astros]

The Silver Boot is back @daikinpark!

Don't miss your chance to win an epic MVP experience for you and three friends on Friday, 5/15! RT for a chance to win!

[𝕁𝕒𝕜𝕠𝕓 🌟 @jakedc6]

ASTROS WIN

ITS BEEN 84 YEARS

I CAN LIVE FOR ONE MORE DAY

7-11

#ChaseTheFight

[two thousand & twenty flicks @FlickNickem]

when do you think that will be starting

[Hayes Holly @HayesHolly2]

Peña out of the game

[Doug Daikindome ジョン・アレクサンダー @jalex_819]

When it rains, it fuckin pours

[D 丹尼 利澤 @_DanielRz_]

RIP the 2026 Astros. #ChaseTheFight

[CJP @ceaseranger_27]

What a joke

[Felon Degeneres @_alyssssssac]

EIGHTY FIVE????????

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

Me: “I should have about $200 left”

Bank balance: $2.13

Me:

[Houston Astros @astros]

Lance McCullers Jr.

That's it. That's the tweet.

[keegan @Keegan59992745]

Every single leadership position in this country is held by a moron

[CJP @ceaseranger_27]

@GASOLyndon Oh wow! Thank you sir!

[CJP @ceaseranger_27]

@GASOLyndon hello! do you have an update for Yates vs Wheatley by chance