Callie Bacon

Progressively getting more and more degrees related to food. So there’s that.

[Callie Bacon @cebacon4]

Apparently I joined Twitter five years ago? I’ve clearly gotten a lot of use out of it.

[Callie Bacon @cebacon4]

I have two degrees, a strong work background and all I’ve gotten lately is kfc, bojangles and direct sales (aka sell tv providers in largescale wholesale retailers) job recs. The anxiety/depression is high today my friends. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Callie Bacon @cebacon4]

Why do my employees feel the need to discuss compensation with others? Please stop, it’s no one’s business but your own. #hush

[Callie Bacon @cebacon4]

Nothing like waiting out a storm in an @EuropeanWax. Thankful I got done before the power went out. 😬

[Callie Bacon @cebacon4]

You know a mini-vacation is going well when your boyfriend throws ice water on you while you’re in the shower. #beardedasshole 💚

[Callie Bacon @cebacon4]

The moment you wake up and your body is playing it’s own form of boss music aka you don’t which way is going to be worse. Happy Sunday! 🤮🤢 #foodpoisoningorstomachbug #whatsthedifference #stilltoomuchvomit

[Callie Bacon @cebacon4]

Preach!! 🙌 https://t.co/kh2Lm9HxZl

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

If you’re a bad tipper, you’re a bad everything.

[Callie Bacon @cebacon4]

@VeronicaNaomiG “Will this give me energy for the day or a crippling migraine?”

[Callie Bacon @cebacon4]

I know they say your eyebrows are sisters not twins. Well I think mine are more distant cousins. You can see the resemblance but it takes a minute to realize they are related. #eyebrowstruggles

[Callie Bacon @cebacon4]

Day 5 of the flu: getting real tired of having a fever. Also I miss being able to eat food that wasn’t a pretzel.

[Callie Bacon @cebacon4]

You don’t realize how much info you’ve gleaned until someone questions the amount of knowledge you have about bees.

[Lili Reinhart @lilireinhart]

I feel like the ability I have to take naps pretty much anywhere- at any time of day- is a superpower that I should be more grateful for.

[Judah & the Lion @judahandthelion]

Wait...people actually drink decaf?

[Callie Bacon @cebacon4]

I forgot by going to a large university and walking for graduation that I’m going to have to take pictures.....can’t I just send a meme or a sweet picture of lion instead? Anything will do.

[Callie Bacon @cebacon4]

@KelsKels307 Oi vey

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

It's not a good date unless it ends with you slowly walking off into the ocean like Godzilla.

[Callie Bacon @cebacon4]

@shootfar Common mistake

[Callie Bacon @cebacon4]

Why, yes I do spend a lot of time watching steak videos on Instagram. What’s it to you?

[Callie Bacon @cebacon4]

Proof that I do other things than work and school.… https://t.co/sZhEfAP3iY

[Callie Bacon @cebacon4]

@VeronicaNaomiG I'm glad I'm not the only one!!!