Drake album
-can play in the club
-can play in the car
-puts you in a good mood
-will prolly get you hoes listening to it
Kendrick album
-can’t play anywhere
-Doesn’t put you in good mood
-def scares the Hoes
Overall Drake clears
Truth about the halftime show:
• 75% of Super Bowl viewers have no idea what he said except for "a minooor" and "turn the TV off" — I feel dumb for watching it
• Flopping fish are more animated
• I appreciate that Kendrick kept it from being totally inappropriate like other years
• Only generational stars where the majority of the country knows 4-5 of their songs should be invited to play the halftime show (that’s not Kendrick)
• Was nice to see American flags on stage 👍
• Was more karaoke than Super Bowl performance
• Imagine all the grandpas trying to watch it — I bet their commentary was hilarious 😂