call me cec 🛸

invented the question mark

[call me cec 🛸 @cec_daddy]

Just when I thought yesterday couldn't get any better, I came home and there was a wiener dog in my kitchen

[call me cec 🛸 @cec_daddy]

well this back fired...should of knocked on wood @amberdirusso 🤣

[call me cec 🛸 @cec_daddy]

My roommate and I have been quarantined for over 15 days (ever since social distancing started) and we have not gotten into a single argument. Also today is our first time drinking. So stay tuned.

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

me saying “lol” after every sentence so nobody gets mad at me

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

me composing my stupid little tweets

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

For those who are wondering why so much attention has been focused on the response of the Capitol Police to the Trump-inspired riots, here’s a data-driven article that provides some useful frame of reference.

https://t.co/MAdlWGRd23

[call me cec 🛸 @cec_daddy]

@chelseahandler Lol EXACTLY

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

Not to be dramatic but the sun setting at 5:00pm everyday has ruined my life

[call me cec 🛸 @cec_daddy]

Taking pictures of hot girls is not photography #JustSaying #amiright

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

Has Pence ever let a woman finish? #VPDebate

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

WAP takes on a whole new meaning. #SNLPremiere

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

There he is. #SNLPremiere

[call me cec 🛸 @cec_daddy]

#FactCheck

[Mike Reese @SheriffReese]

In tonight’s presidential debate the President said the “Portland Sheriff” supports him. As the Multnomah County Sheriff I have never supported Donald Trump and will never support him.

[Mike Reese @SheriffReese]

Did you catch @nbcsnl over the weekend? @becbenit makes a good point 😂 As Sheriff of Portland, I appreciate the shoutout from the real @AlecBaldwin #Debates2020 #PortlandSheriff

[call me cec 🛸 @cec_daddy]

@jordanzakarin @oliver__reid LMAO

[Raquel Willis @Raquel__Willis]

American Horror Story: America

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

we found the one thing that makes democrats believe in god and republicans believe in science

[call me cec 🛸 @cec_daddy]

@davidgwalter 🔥🔥🔥

[Netflix Is A Joke @NetflixIsAJoke]

Shit.

[call me cec 🛸 @cec_daddy]

@StevenAvocado we don’t?

[ETTE @tay_hengesbach]

Me @ all my cupcake boyfriends