Cece Harris (Summers)

You don’t know what perfection is until you’ve experienced imperfection

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

founder of costco: [drunk as hell] it’s gonna have hot dogs and optometrists

[baby ganoush @ssactrub]

Having not gotten covid yet feels like I've been hiding in the back of a 2+ year long middle school dodgeball game and the front lines have been THINNED

[Cece Harris (Summers) @cece_summers_]

💕 86 days until we’re married 💕

[Trey @treydayway]

We said free Britney not Cosby

[Angry Seattle @angryseattle]

What ancient weather deity do I need to perform a sacrifice for in order to not have the temperature hit 100°?

[Allegra Shaw @AllegraShaw]

no one thinks it’s cool that your car is loud

[Cece Harris (Summers) @cece_summers_]

#NewProfilePic

[¿alex? @hoemoticon]

$25 $30
+$5 shipping + $0 shipping

[Jeff @MuhNameizJeff]

When I use 🙂 this is what I mean

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

how tf did i take all those classes when i was in school?? now if i have one meeting and get groceries the same day i fall apart

[Dylan @iDylan_Nguyen]

I don’t drink caffeine to wake up. I wake up to drink caffeine.

[a funky little guy @shloes_tweets]

I zoned out once in high school and I never zoned back in

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

quarantine be like

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

"Europeans live longer because of olive oil, red wine and nuts"

Also they can go to the doctor any time they want and not go bankrupt

[Terrell 🇯🇲 @offblackterrell]

Why am I still ordering clothes? Where am I going?

[🇵🇸 Genel Jumalon @GenelJumalon]

THIS. IS. THE. TYPE. OF. ENERGY. I. NEED. IN. MY. LIFE.

DO. NOT. SELL.