Mantis Toboggan, M.D.

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your mom's fav doctor

[DeFlock @therealDeFlock]

"Due to public concerns, and after much discussion with the Putnam County Commission, this system will not be activated in Putnam County until further research and public education can be conducted."

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[DeFlock @therealDeFlock]

City of Huntington hit with lawsuit from ACLU, others over $2.1 million Flock Safety contract

😂

https://t.co/t8fzWS0QkZ

[Joshipooo @izme_josh]

I did a crazy ratio on josh shapiro and now I worry if I step into Pennsylvania hes gonna have my murder ruled a suicide like he did with that elementary school teacher

[pamela ☁️☀️🛸 @tisthepamseason]

anyone wanna come over? i’m making pillsbury glass bread, parasite lettuce caesar salad, and screwworm steak for dinner 💕

[Amelia Knisely @ameliaknisely]

New: The review team tasked with scrutinizing West Virginia child deaths released its first report and noted a “a significant number of child suicides.”
Lawmakers mandated the creation of the team to get more information on the foster care system.
https://t.co/ddeGKLnzub

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

looks like they're labeling anti-data center people terrorists too 👇
https://t.co/WwFUk7j1Le

[Mantis Toboggan, M.D. @ceceett]

Oh who fucking cares? Stroke to finish the job when?

[The Hill @thehill]

Fetterman warns he would leave Democratic Party if it turns its back on Israel
https://t.co/sRnTsDfu23

[Mantis Toboggan, M.D. @ceceett]

Needing groceries but worried I'll shit myself for the next month because my garden foods aren't ready yet

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[Mantis Toboggan, M.D. @ceceett]

shit

[Mantis Toboggan, M.D. @ceceett]

@PhilKabler I graduated in 2008 and had to go to school in the dark every day no matter what the change was, because I lived rurally and had over an hour-long bus ride every day. This is an issue in spite of this bill for kids in WV.

[Mantis Toboggan, M.D. @ceceett]

@PrismMcdowellWV Hey @wvgovernor, you love to tell people how fantastic of a job you're doing to water. Explain this with a straight face while you take a sip.

[Mantis Toboggan, M.D. @ceceett]

People are so fucking dense

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Please everyone, calm down. Lindsey Graham’s sister will be MAGA too!

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

The Senate is a dynastic monarchy I guess.

[Mantis Toboggan, M.D. @ceceett]

@pmamtraveller Looks like a decomposing dog

[Mantis Toboggan, M.D. @ceceett]

Too bad he didn't just keep on doing Heroin until it killed him

[The Intellectualist @highbrow_nobrow]

RFK Jr: "I was at the bottom of my class. I started doing heroin and I went to the top of my class. Suddenly, I could sit still and I could read."

[Mantis Toboggan, M.D. @ceceett]

@thehill All these geezers are falling like dominoes. He won't be far behind.

[Christina Henderson @chenderson]

I wish more journalists would point out that Sen. McConnell is essentially on paid sick & medical leave.

The same employment protection he has spent his career blocking other Americans from having.

[Mantis Toboggan, M.D. @ceceett]

@SenWarren he was a bad person in life and in death