CeCe Pleasants

(She/Her) TV writer. Opinions are Josh’s.

[CeCe Pleasants @CeCePleasants]

I wish my boobs were bigger so people would stop making eye contact with me.

[CeCe Pleasants @CeCePleasants]

My friend Leslie is a genius epidemiologist with a very cute dog. She answers all the questions you didn’t know you had about measles here:
https://t.co/uxyIVguhRq

[CeCe Pleasants @CeCePleasants]

@ArsenioHall @townhallnyc @AtriaBooks Hell yeah! ❤️

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

You know things are bad when the most boring person doing the most boring job for decades has to come out and say, “Stop trying to arrest us for doing math”

[CeCe Pleasants @CeCePleasants]

Is it the summer of 2029 yet?

[Nandre @Nan_dre_]

If you watch one tik tok today, let it be this one

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk https://t.co/UuuY4y6NjP

[John Pavlovitz Official @johnpavlovitz]

I’m old enough to remember when the Right pretended to be against cancel culture.

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

HOLY SHIT! Did you see the end of @60Minutes tonight?

[CeCe Pleasants @CeCePleasants]

Hi guys! I know there are lots of things to donate to, but who wouldn't like to donate to help a sweet old dog live his best life? https://t.co/nASMBQHjMs

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

It's okay to take a break today—it even better if it includes cookies. 💙

[LeBron James @KingJames]

What are we even talking about here?? When I think about my kids and my family and how they will grow up, the choice is clear to me. VOTE KAMALA HARRIS!!!

[Rick Steves @RickSteves]

Many don’t realize that the first people Hitler sent to his concentration camps weren’t everyday Jewish citizens, but his political opponents. So, when Trump rants about retribution, locking up his opponents, and giving them “very long sentences,” I can’t help but take him seriously… because history teaches us that is what fascist dictators do during their “Day One” period to consolidate their power. (After all, if you’re hellbent on staying in power but aren’t likely to win the next election, you can’t have your political opponents running around free.)

To keep fascism out of our lives, vote for democracy!

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

BILLY ON THE STREET IS BACK with WILL FERRELL!!! LOUD WHITE MEN FOR KAMALA!!! LET’S GO!!!!!!! https://t.co/KPfEcr5aSZ

[R.K. Hayes @RK_Hayes]

#HarrisSurge #kamala #KamalaHarris2024 #TrumpNaziRally #GOPNaziRally

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

I often hear folks say, “Donald Trump sent me a check during the pandemic.”

I want to make sure you understand this: Congress sent you a check. By the way, Joe Biden also sent you a check during the pandemic, just like I gave people relief during the Great Recession. The difference is that we didn’t put our names on it – because it wasn’t about feeding our egos or advancing our politics, it was about helping people.

So don’t be giving him credit for that. And don’t give him your vote, either. There’s only one candidate in this election who cares about you, and that’s Kamala Harris.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Some people seem to have forgotten how bad a president Trump was, so I made a list of the 100 Worst Things About the Trump Presidency, in no particular order. Please share and add anything I missed. 🧵

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

Donald Trump violated his oath to uphold the Constitution when he incited an attack on our democracy January 6. He is unfit to be President of the United States.

I have never wavered in my sworn oath to uphold the Constitution, and I will always stand for rule of law.

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