Gina Thomas

People will hurt you but you can't use that as an excuse to hurt someone back.

[Marilyn Robles @AltaHafeez]

What men do vs what women do at the pool http://t.co/LfrX7HeBrc

[Rose Mathis @BiscayLily]

POLICE OFFICER: "How high are you?" ME: "No officer. It's 'Hi, how are you?'"

[Gina Thomas @CechMabel]

My cell phone is my watch, camera, iPod, flashlight, calculator, mailbox, and so much more.

[Annie Cueto @l_bigham]

Me: "Haha I'm older!" Friend: "Haha you'll die first!" Me: "Not if I get my license first and run you over."