Rose Mathis

While you're ignoring her, another guy is giving her attention...and while you're giving her problems, another guy is listening.

[Rose Mathis @BiscayLily]

Me without phone or computer: http://t.co/ld6WUKCKjC

[Lois Wilson @ClairePaz2]

You're angry at me for that? That's cool, just let me know when you grow up.

[Rose Mathis @BiscayLily]

Friendzone level: human bridge http://t.co/1hosyB2Z14

[Debra Luis @Fretz2Tanisha]

Don't play stupid with me - I'm better at it.

[Rose Mathis @BiscayLily]

Don't be afraid to speak your mind. You have it for a reason.

[Rose Mathis @BiscayLily]

POLICE OFFICER: "How high are you?" ME: "No officer. It's 'Hi, how are you?'"

[Lorraine Threatt @SusieSato]

Oh, I didn't tell you? Must've been none of your damn business.