Theresa Soliz

Many relationships can't work because sometimes even when you love the person, the timing is just wrong.

[Karen Su @Alvarez5Arturo]

Our Sears closed. Our Kmart closed. Our JCPenney might close. I'm running out of places to shoplift.

[Marilyn Yoder @leonegassman]

Everytime you watch movie with gf http://t.co/OBdIorAfw8

[Mary Guevara @credbethany]

Father's reaction after hearing his son's plans to come out of closet.. http://t.co/ggMPGoQJ8n

[Kathryn Green @marinomitta]

Did you know that "Dammit I'm Mad" spelled backwards is "Dammit I'm Mad?"

[Latrice Leblanc @caseywalden2]

Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate bars and someone asks for 4, how many do you have left? Me: 10

[Lisa McClain @HaiClear]

The road to success...Is always under construction.

[Theresa Soliz @MenkaSheila]

My twitter Is Rated "I" . "I" tweet what the fuck "I" want, when "I" feel like it. Therefore if you don't like it "I" don't give A FUCK!!"

[Elvia Dattilo @lewishuerta2]

Shit happens , just flush the toilet and move on.