Mary Guevara

We might hate those bad days but in the end those bad days make us stronger.

[Mary Guevara @credbethany]

I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want?

[Shari Woolf @NellMaryam]

Back in elementary school, when you were line leader, everyone else was your bitch.

[Whitney Caswell @asonsopointer]

An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'

[Judy Ulmer @HironakaMandy]

I don't see why everybody wants the white iPhone, everyone knows the black one runs faster.

[Mary Guevara @credbethany]

The 3 fastest means of communication: Telephone, television, and tell a woman.

[Gloria Fassett @Berg3Mike]

Sometimes when you are arguing with a fool, he's doing the same thing.

[Mary Guevara @credbethany]

This girl just can't even http://t.co/CdeffsEUu4

[Mary Guevara @credbethany]

Father's reaction after hearing his son's plans to come out of closet.. http://t.co/ggMPGoQJ8n