Kelly Lopez

Haters don't hate you. They hate themselves because you're a reflection of what they want to be.

[Carolyn Stich @DougMisty]

Cool lego art (8 pictures) http://t.co/wcPvvBmR64

[Kelly Lopez @BartSutter]

"K" = the most powerful way to piss someone off while texting.

[Bobbie Martin @Amidon2Duflo]

Is he serious? lol http://t.co/o6rl3kqHUt

[Kelly Lopez @BartSutter]

Car sickness is that feeling you get every month when the payment is due.

[Kelly Lopez @BartSutter]

My son told me he could see the future. So I punched him in the face. "Guess you're not very good at it."

[Rhonda Harness @BayneMindy]

iPhone + iPad + iMac = iBankrupt.

[Kelly Lopez @BartSutter]

Did you hear about the cemetery that raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.

[Kelly Lopez @BartSutter]

Rumors: carried by haters, spread by fools and accepted by ignorants.

[Barbara Campbell @Faber2Leticia]

Learn how to draw an eye like a pro http://t.co/Y3T9ZZ7HYi

[Pennie Redmon @jackman_becky]

Just for the record, the weather today is calm and sunny, but the air is full of bullshit.