ceci♒️

whore for a funky bass line

[ceci♒️ @ceciliaricooo]

in another life i would’ve been a court jester

[ant @pcstandfor]

I kno The migos woulda had a song Called Erica Kirk😕

[Hoops McCann @ravidravidravid]

beagle bartender: what’ll it be
me: dirty martini—shaken
beagle bartender: this isn’t just to watch my ears flap is it
me: nooo come on man
beagle bartender: sure alright *starts shaking and his ears flap*
me: hahaha :) hahahaha

[ceci♒️ @ceciliaricooo]

my mayor muslim
my bagel jewish
my alex the lion

[Av ☁️ ☀️ @MarioEmmet]

With their victory in the 2026 NBA Finals, the New York Knicks have finally beaten the joke used in Madagascar!

[ceci♒️ @ceciliaricooo]

now why is carls jr taking shots at jack in the box

[ㅎ @Yuniealt]

I’m so emotional about this sign. New grass is growing

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Finished wordle, crossword, connections, spelling bee, strands and sudoku. Time to go to the liquor store

[sarّ @saturn3tar]

Was what we had real or cake

[ceci♒️ @ceciliaricooo]

hey so that horse you’re pummeling is alive

[ceci♒️ @ceciliaricooo]

hey stop that horse is alive!!! that horse you’re beating is alive wait stop!!!

[゛ ☆ .ᐟ ⋆ @veinIuvr]

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

[h @jamtoastaurchai]

People pleasing elephant: I can leave the room if you want it’s no problem for me

[lilium @pukeirl]

when god closes a door so you reach your little paws under and go meow

[Beeka @beekaberryt]

circle so small that when my phone rings i know its scammers

[zee🕷️ @zeeeiszzzzing]

nvm don't fall in love with me i'm possessive and jealous and mexican and dramatic and a chud

[‎ً @funeraleggsalad]

The veil is so thin at dollar tree I get scared

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

Not paying a lot of attention to the timeline did Klay Thompson try to assassinate the president

[𝔙𝔞𝔪𝔭 @bIoodFr4ak]

my nervous system works so well like im literally nervous all the time