cedar shampoo

[cedar shampoo @cedarshampoo]

Ever notice that whenever you notice a dude he got a haircut he always says “thank you” even if you didn’t give a compliment

[JP @jpbrammer]

the Bible didn’t mention us??? not even once????

[cedar shampoo @cedarshampoo]

My flaw is that I have to create a whole vibe (music, candles, lighting) to do a simple task like putting away laundry

[cedar shampoo @cedarshampoo]

Idk I think this should be allowed, my address is

[CBC News @CBCNews]

Brushing is a scam that allows third-party vendors to boost their product ratings on marketplaces like Amazon. After an unsolicited package is delivered to a random customer, the vendor will then write a favourable review of that product. https://t.co/JWLcLIDACS

[cedar shampoo @cedarshampoo]

Now the age where I understand people commenting "beautiful family! :)" on posts

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Oh you’ve been working on yourself during the pandemic? That’s cool. I’ve watched a lot of shows. Some of them twice

[cedar shampoo @cedarshampoo]

Prosecco tastes like bad white wine and farts. I’m not sorry

[Sebastian Conelli @SebConBaby]

If I text you a question that I can easily Google, that’s me flirting!

[cedar shampoo @cedarshampoo]

@RyMiKoe Oh dear

[cedar shampoo @cedarshampoo]

If you don’t post your Spotify wrapped I hate you

[Sabina Meschke @sabinameschke]

when certain foods on a menu have (gf) next to them, I know those are girlfriend foods. I cannot order them until I am a girlfriend. I must be patient

[cedar shampoo @cedarshampoo]

Still crushing on musicians ugh

[cedar shampoo @cedarshampoo]

Something cool Succession does is have characters talk over each other or at the same time, and it works

[cedar shampoo @cedarshampoo]

Do you think Carmela Soprano and Carrie Bradshaw were in Paris at the same time??

[cedar shampoo @cedarshampoo]

I think when you turn 85 you automatically become hilarious

[cedar shampoo @cedarshampoo]

Hell yes I want to don some gay apparel

[JP @jpbrammer]

In the VeggieTales episode "Madame Blueberry," a veggie (pictured) eats a slice of apple pie. This has horrific implications for the Veggieverse. Madame, herself a fruit, could be living in a world in which fruit either do not possess souls or are seen as nonhuman beings fit for-

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Heartwarming Gravy Donation Drive: https://t.co/dPgUUcAdpR

[XKCD Comic @xkcdComic]

Never Told Anyone https://t.co/me5CxcbRTs https://t.co/Ob92E0x732