Cedar Burnett

Seattle freelance writer + fashion and home copywriter. I once had lunch with Kenny Rogers. #ADHD #UlcerativeColitis

[Rob Israel @robisraelart]

Democratic Governor Tim Walz signing a bill guaranteeing all children get to eat. Republican Sarah Huckabee Sanders signing a bill forcing children to work at the Hog De-Knuckler factory. Both parties are not the same.

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

a politician who helps feed thousands of children is far more like jesus than a politician that wants to make america a christian nation

[Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence]

when they call tim walz “far left” they mean “provided school children with food”

[Laura Bassett @LEBassett]

The difference between “we will force you to have kids you can’t afford, make it harder for you to afford them and still shame you if you don’t reproduce” vs. “we will help feed the hungry kids that currently exist” is a pretty large and important one

[phil @philipjonathn]

This election is essentially:

America’s Fun Aunt and America’s Fun Dad

vs.

A Convicted Felon and Your Weird Cousin

[Cedar Burnett @cedarthvader]

@CheyCab @Target I wish someone would have warned me. Just had a terrifying incident on Friday coming from the airport. I've ridden transit all over the world and never experienced anything like it.

[Cedar Burnett @cedarthvader]

@bumbershoot2023 was so much fun! Great job to everyone involved in putting it on. Just one thing: can we have the Frankfurter booth? It doesn't feel like Bumbershoot without it.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

This.

[Cedar Burnett @cedarthvader]

Whatever you do, DON'T order from @StubHub They are a scam company. Please investigate, @BobFergusonAG

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

If he:

-Changes his entire look for you
-Travels 1,900 miles upstream to chase you
-Procreates and dies
-Replenishes an entire ecosystem with his carcass

He's not your valentine, he's a Chinook salmon

[Cedar Burnett @cedarthvader]

@MichelleObama @BarackObama Cutest (and best) couple ever!

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

If more guns and fewer gun laws made us safer, America would be the safest nation in the world.

But 400,000,000 guns in the hands of civilians coupled with weak gun laws have given us a 25 times higher gun homicide rate than any peer nation.

It’s the fucking guns.

[Cedar Burnett @cedarthvader]

@ramcheese You always look like you're ready for a heist.

[Cedar Burnett @cedarthvader]

@ramcheese That marriage is doomed if he can't see why this is effed up. His poor wife!

[Cedar Burnett @cedarthvader]

@ramcheese Daaaang, girl!

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

When the first movie was really bad it rarely leads to a successful sequel.

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Please stop DMing us asking us to "wake up Mount Rainier just a lil" to clear space in the queue for Taylor Swift tickets.

We have a strict standing policy of not taunting the volcanoes.

[Cedar Burnett @cedarthvader]

Just leaving this right here: https://t.co/KnVBSNS6cb

[Margaret E Atwood @MargaretAtwood]

Prohibited from entering #Russia, books banned in #USA… gee, this 83 year old granny (me)must be some threat! >:>{ Will it be the #polonium tea or what?