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[cedd @ceddclassics]

It's a good day to post the business that's pays me...

[cedd @ceddclassics]

@EdmundOris They can’t with Roberto Martinez that guy is no coach

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

Next week, I will be taking 3 students and 2 teachers to Rome, Italy, all expenses paid by me.

All visas have been issued and all arrangements have been sorted.

The students will represent Nigeria in the Maths and Science categories of the International STEM Olympiad.

They will compete alongside 154 other countries.

The students who won the 2026 South East Maths Olympiad and the teachers who supported them are going. Both the teachers and the students will experience growth together.

I will continue to push our bright minds to global stages.

In 10 years, I pray you will be alive to see the outcome of our investments in our children today.

[Name cannot be blank @hackSultan]

They'll not compare the education, public infrastructure, or anything else, but heyyyyy it also floods in Osaka so don't complain about the flood in Osapa.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

#olodocore Nigerian government edition.

This one isn't even Olodo upriser. This is the southwestern Matriarch or chronic olodos.

Ethnic dogwhistler fanning embers of bigötry, stripped of class, bereft of common sense.

All hail the Efunroye of Olodo uprisers. 🙌🏾

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

#olodocore Aso Rock edition. 😭

See una mama. 😭

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Olodo uprising. Apoda edition.

The congregation of mad men.

[SizZzle. 😎🇳🇬 @n6oflife6]

In a whole 2026 the Nigerian 1st lady is publicly asking Citizens to start Akara, Roasted Corn and KuliKuli business to make Ends meet; After removing Subsidy. This Guys have no idea about Poverty Reduction. This is their Highest plan for your life. Vote Wisely 2027. 😮‍💨

[Cross˚ @Elkrosmediahub]

Dear Nigerians, there’s this crystal clear depravity with this family. It is almost certain that they’d be worse if we allow them win a reelection.

Don’t say nobody warned you.
Ire o!

[Alhaji @yeankhar]

Imagine after raising these issues, your rebuttal is “I just want to dance” or “I will select 5 people to respond to her from me”

Absurd right? Thats the nonsense you people support.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

The Olodo Uprising.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

This thread is for young people who are trying to change their lives within the next 12 months.

If you've remained in a zone where it feels like nothing is working out & you want to optimize for better outcomes.

I tried this. It worked for me. Now I share with you.

7 steps:

[Oloye. @Ol0ye]

When fuel prices went up. Dangote raised prices immediately.

Now that fuel prices are down, they are "waiting for old stock to finish."

MMS.

[Ochi @OchiJnr]

FIVE THINGS AKIN GOT WRONG ABOUT TINUBU'S "WINS"

Akin means well. But meaning well and being right are two different things.

Let's go point by point.

1. "Fiscal reforms freed up resources."
Freed them up for whom, Akin? FAAC distributions jumped 79% in 2024. States got more. Yet over 129 million Nigerians now live below the poverty line, an increase of 25 million. Are these Nigerians imagining the hunger in their stomachs? A 2024 Afrobarometer survey found 62% of Nigerians say the subsidy removal worsened their living conditions, while only 18% think the savings are being used effectively. More money to governments. Less prosperity to people. That is not a win. That is a transfer.

2. "GDP growth of 3.89%. Economic stabilization."
The number is real. The framing is fantasy. For civil servants, teachers, and small business owners, the 3.89% growth has minimal impact on personal finances. The daily cost of a healthy diet doubled over 12 months. Poverty is now estimated at 56%. Posting GDP without posting poverty and inflation figures is a half-truth, which is another word for a lie.

3. "1.5 million students gaining access via NELFUND."
The actual figure as of March 2026 is 1.16 million, not 1.5 million. Akin's 1.5 million figure is not supported by NELFUND's own confirmed disbursement data as of March 2026. Beyond the numbers: irregular payments, weak communication, poor transparency, inconsistent disbursement and administrative inefficiencies. The ICPC investigated reports that of N100 billion released for the scheme, only N28.8 billion, less than 29 kobo of every naira, reached students. The monthly upkeep is N20,000. In this economy. This is not education reform. It is a press release dressed as policy.

4. "Reserves at $50 billion+, a 17-year peak."
The $50 billion headline is real. What Akin is not telling you is that gross reserves and net reserves are not the same thing. Net foreign exchange reserves, the actual unencumbered buffer after deducting short-term liabilities, stood at $34.80 billion at end-2025. The difference is over $15 billion in obligations already spoken for.

Beyond that, the IMF warned that rapid reserve accumulation may be slowing the naira's adjustment toward fair value, with the naira still undervalued by about 25.6%. Strong reserves built on a structurally weak currency is not stability. It is a managed illusion. You can celebrate the trend, but audit the headline.

5. "Infrastructure: roads, rail, dams, aviation."
Activity is not outcomes. The real question is: who is getting the contracts, how, and at what cost?

Under Tinubu, Chagoury has become Nigeria's infrastructure landlord. The $11 billion Lagos-Calabar Highway, awarded without competitive bidding. The N1.1 trillion Tin Can and Apapa ports contract, awarded despite no seaport construction experience. A 45-year Snake Island Port concession. Three mega-contracts. One man. No open bidding. Meanwhile, the President's son Seyi sits on the board of a Chagoury Group subsidiary, then goes on television to say his father is not enriching himself or his friends. That is not infrastructure. That is a billing arrangement dressed as nation-building.

Akin, you promised five things they haven't gotten right tomorrow. We will be watching. Nigerians deserve analysis that treats them as adults, not talking points that treat them as an audience.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Recently, my mom was on admission. Everyday, myself, my siblings and my dad were at the hospital. We kept her company till 10pm before we dispersed, with one person staying back overnight.

Everyday, I looked around and saw the entire family and I smiled. It made me realized part of the ressons I hated living abroad. Your love one is sick and all you can do is send money. Meanwhile, your heart is beating fast because you cant see them. There is celebration or random Sunday family gathering and you are the only one missing. The reason I always show up in person for anything is that money cannot fill the place of presence. It is the memories we share that lingers.

Many families can't gather together anymore for celebration or caregiving. The only time some families can gather now is burial, and even burial no dey see complete family again. Nigeria has to work for the next generation. They deserve to gather around with their cousins, nephews, nieces, aunts, uncles, parents, and grandparents on a random Sunday.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

If you are a man in need, write what you need in the comment. Every man should pick a man they can show love to.

Let the love go round. Raise am 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[cedd @ceddclassics]

@Wizarab10 @pintowski Something to hold body for the Sunday…

[Marvellous Ajala @madeofAjala]

You misinformation agent

Lie 1: when did Obi resign from Fidelity bank? Correct answer: March 16, 2006

Lie 2: Was obi forced to resign? Correct answer: He resigned on March 16 so he can resume as the governor of Anambra state in March 17, so not forced

Evidences attached below

[Ilemona @I_Am_Ilemona]

"Kano! I didn't come to campaign. I just want to dance."

You didn't have a problem with it. In fact, you voted the man.

But you have standards for how Peter Obi's interview responses should be.

I know what you are.

[Cross˚ @Elkrosmediahub]

If to sey your papa poor na, the question of “when am I meeting your dad?” would have been deemed intentional and romantic.

Off the road jor!

[iDAN 🦸🏽 @dangbanamanager]

Ignore Kwara, stay silent about Ondo, keep quiet on Ekiti and Osun, and forget the kidnapped children in Oyo, all because of Bola Tinubu. But when he leaves office and you suddenly find your voice, may the devil blind you.