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husband. follower of Christ. tweeting some of the most heinous things you’ve ever seen, just absolutely horrific stuff. girl dad.

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It’s so nice of Honda to put braille on their car keys for blind drivers 🫶🏼

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“tweeter and woofer” bitch I’m tweeting and barking at men!!!!!

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wtf are you talking about “bi-wiring” speakers???? i’m bi and I’m wiring speakers!!!!!!!!

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you’re in his dms, I’m twirling his pubes. we are not the same.

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shitting your brains out in the dive bar bathroom is not for the weak

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i love richmond 🫶🏼

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I’m not in a very good place rn (Atlantic City, New Jersey)

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squirt now or forever hold your pee

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Drinkin’ my poop juice, smokin’ my poop stick

[mer¢ede$ @cedesrem]

it’s better to have posted and flopped than never to have posted at all

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between a rock and a shart place

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at this point I just need to invest in adult diapers and accept that I will indeed shit myself at least once a year

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resetting the clock

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the lioness does not concern herself with what is beyond the first page of her gmail

[mer¢ede$ @cedesrem]

you’re in his dms, i’m free bleeding in his boxers. we are not the same.

[mer¢ede$ @cedesrem]

Fiber maxxing slop girl lunch

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So glad 13 year olds can’t get tattoos. I would’ve ended up looking like a Vans Warped Tour lineup poster.

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Let’s just say… my toilet looks like the Chicago River on St. Patrick’s Day