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"What's next?" Again… and again?

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[cedric @cedric3696]

Would you rather crush every Sunday chore by noon, or ignore them and enjoy the day? Pick one.

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In the 1870s, typewriter keys jammed when neighboring letters were hit too fast. Christopher Latham Sholes rearranged the layout to pull common letter pairs apart and slow typists just enough. That “slow” map stuck — so the keyboard under your fingers is still a jam-prevention design from the age of ink ribbons.

[cedric @cedric3696]

🔍 Daily Micro-Mystery

Why does the QWERTY keyboard slow you down on purpose?

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Feeling stuck? 3 ways to get unstuck 🔊 Sound on. https://t.co/WVg16OAGoO #ADHD #CedricAndCo

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Set a phone timer… scrolling again. 🔊 Sound on.
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Set a phone timer… scrolling again.
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Liked by Mom. Supportive.
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[cedric @cedric3696]

Would you rather pull out the flannel today, or pretend it's summer until October? Pick one.

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In 1945, engineer Percy Spencer was testing a radar magnetron at Raytheon when the chocolate bar in his pocket turned to mush. Curious, he aimed the tube at popcorn kernels, and they popped. An egg exploded next. That happy accident became the first microwave oven, the Radarange. So the gadget reheating your leftovers started as a melted snack and a very sharp hunch.

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🔍 Daily Micro-Mystery

How did a melted candy bar invent the microwave?

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Wrong Chat. Private thoughts.
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Would you rather leave work at 3 every Friday, or sleep until noon every Saturday? Pick one.

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In 10th-century Persia, cavalrymen wore heels to lock into stirrups while shooting bows on horseback. When the look reached 17th-century Europe, aristocratic men adopted tall heels as a status flex — proof they did not do muddy fieldwork. Louis XIV even decreed red heels for his court. Women's fashion only later claimed the silhouette. So the original high heel was a riding tool and a power signal, not a runway accessory.

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🔍 Daily Micro-Mystery

Why were the first high heels made for men?

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I'll Be There In 5. I was already leaving.
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Would you rather keep the AC blasting until Halloween, or flip heat on at the first chilly morning? Pick one.

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In 1957, engineers Alfred Fielding and Marc Chavannes sealed two shower curtains together hoping to invent textured plastic wallpaper. Nobody wanted bumpy walls. Greenhouse insulation flopped too. Then IBM needed soft padding for fragile computers—and the rejected wallpaper finally found its job. Today that failed product cushions half the internet’s shipments.

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🔍 Daily Micro-Mystery

What failed wallpaper became bubble wrap?

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