Cedric Purcell

Magician

[Cedric Purcell @cedric_purcell]

I Will NOT Be a Diversity Hire #magicians #magic #dei #woke #Diversity #fyp #BLM

[Kishan @KishanNavadiya4]

I'm laughing my ass off man🤣
This has to be the most honest review of this movie😭💯

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

My toddler loves Monsters Inc. especially Mike Wazowski.

Yesterday I was in Walmart and came across this cool t-shirt.

I immediately bought it, put it on in the car, and rushed home to show my toddler.

I hunted her down as soon as I came through the door.

She was sitting on the couch watching Hogi and eating Goldfish crackers.

I said, ‘Libby check out my cool new shirt!’

I was beaming. I just knew she was gonna think my shirt was the coolest shit ever.

She looked at me, looked at my shirt, scoffed, and yelled, ‘GO AWAY!’

Listen.

I don’t think we talk enough about what huge pieces of shit toddlers are.

That’s literally my TV you are watching.
I paid for those Goldfish crackers.
That’s my fucking couch.

I bought this cool t-shirt ONLY because of you.

And this is your response you f#ggot piece of sh!t??

You are wearing a shirt with a turtle on it that says, ‘Turtley Adorable’ you fuck!ng idiot.

You are broke.
Homeless.
Have poor life skills.
You can’t even fucking speak English.

You are basically a Somali immigrant only brighter in complexion and with much less forehead mass.

I’ll wipe my ass with this shirt.

Fuck this shirt.

Bitch nigga.

Your mom is fat.

[Cedric Purcell @cedric_purcell]

This Has To Be My Cleanest Vanish #magic

[Cedric Purcell @cedric_purcell]

Jackie Kennedy Would Probably Hate This Joke

#funny #magic #standupcomedy #wedding #gig

[Cedric Purcell @cedric_purcell]

Milf Bends a Quarter With Her Huge Jugs #magic #funny #standupcomedy #comedy #performance

[Cedric Purcell @cedric_purcell]

@wigger hates magic

#magic
#comedy #funny #standupcomedy #fyp

[Cedric Purcell @cedric_purcell]

Lol Fratelli's in Taunton, MA made me a South Park cake for my wife's birthday. They also advertised it in their shop. Maybe some businesses like to make jokes and get paid for doing it. Fake outrage doesn't work anymore.

[StopAntisemitism @StopAntisemites]

Not only did Sweet Stuff Bake Shop in Norton, MA agree to make a Hitler birthday cake, they thought it was a good idea to advertise it on their social media.

[Cedric Purcell @cedric_purcell]

She was ready to see something ! #magic #comedy #standupcomedy #funny #fyp

[Mostly Peaceful Memes @MostlyPeaceful]

Chuck Norris reading all the Chuck Norris jokes

[PsyopAnime @PsyopAnime]

lol

[Dixon Uranus @RealDixonUranus]

Libtards: Protect trans kids!

Trans kids:

[Cedric Purcell @cedric_purcell]

W review

[Stuttering Craig (Official) @StutteringCraig]

The way he transitioned into a perfect review though... 🤣🤣🤣

[Cedric Purcell @cedric_purcell]

They didn't know this was a scam??? 🤦#magic #scam

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

Nick Shirley meets Nick Shirley 😂💀

[Cedric Purcell @cedric_purcell]

@DelacroixHero

[I,Hypocrite @lporiginalg]

gm

[Anthony Brian Logan (ABL) 🇺🇸 @ANTHONYBLOGAN]

MUST WATCH: Louisville police officers were desperately searching for a missing 3-year-old boy when a dog came out of nowhere, jumping and barking, eventually leading them directly to the location where he was rescued safe and sound.

[Cedric Purcell @cedric_purcell]

@DelacroixHero It's probably a 2 parter. Doom will be teased, but not shown. Just like Luke in starwars ep 7.