miss clavel

water is my girlfriend

[miss clavel @cedricbw_]

Yet another night of indoctrinating my friends into enjoying yeats #shesalifelonglearner

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

If there’s something wrong with the fag then there’s something wrong with the hag

[Joe, vessel. @blessed_nothing]

The birds are telling you what stocks to buy and who will win all the major world conflicts and you’re powerless because you have no augurs to call

[linden @7mansions7]

when i was little i saw a gold alien walk out of my grandparents grandfather clock

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

i have a fake tooth filled with ozempic in case im ever captured and forced to serve in lowrise jeans

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

I was doing like an advanced kind of joke where it isnt funny

[you must compartmentalize @nonbinaryhooper]

college student 1: dude we should all hang out soon

college student 2: for sure let’s hang out at my place

college student 3: i’ll bring the booze

conniving merchant: i will bring lucrative deals and bargains👀

[miss clavel @cedricbw_]

Lowkey need a carrot flavored vape

[Joni Crave 🤍 @JoniCrave]

BREAKING NEWS | 🚨

Singer songwriter Joni Mitchell has been eaten by a pelican.

[miss clavel @cedricbw_]

Carrying myself with a pissed off nonchalance these days

[Avery Edison @aedison]

pixar has announced its next movie: LAME. it follows a group of suicidal show horses who engage in various attempts to break their legs so they’ll be destroyed. press pack suggests marketing will be heavy on the word “destroyed”. this project was known internally as GLUEYS

[Joni Crave 🤍 @JoniCrave]

“I don’t like Joni Mitchell”

🔄translating 🔄

“All glory to Netanyahu and Israel”

[🥚 Miquella 🥚 @ZaVileBob]

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani will FORCE children to use wanderer crest.

[Alex @midsmoker34]

I just hope Peter gets Lois a thoughtful gift this Christmas and not something last minute like usual. I know he loves her but she deserves something real this year

[Sofia Coppium @indianloonie]

Fun Fact. This scene from Indiana Jones (1981) is improvised. Originally Harrison Ford (aka Indiana Jones) was supposed to get in to a sword fight with the man. Instead he took out a real loaded gun and murdered him. The footage made the final cut

[miss clavel @cedricbw_]

Nobody in this yokes knows I’m listening to Clairo in a very sensitive and non performative way

[Ash @AshStash__]

OH MY GOD ITS SILKSONG

[miss clavel @cedricbw_]

@ThomasCrouse4 Okay chest 😛

[miss clavel @cedricbw_]

Wish that pushing the gas and brake together had a combo move 😔