Carter Lee Edwards

[Carter Lee Edwards @cedwardz]

They say chivalry is dead but I just passed a bumper sticker that said "female gardener wanted, must look good bending over"

[Carter Lee Edwards @cedwardz]

@maddiebranan me again, weekly twittter check and this is your avi....how quirky and fun

[Carter Lee Edwards @cedwardz]

@c_jenkins16 @maddiebranan No

[Carter Lee Edwards @cedwardz]

@maddiebranan a few house keeping suggestions stop tweeting about your toe, change your avi, and never refer to yourself as scorp-anonymous

[Carter Lee Edwards @cedwardz]

life hack drop out of college

[Carter Lee Edwards @cedwardz]

#lt it told me it was time to rest and recharge and I hysterically laughed on the second floor of the library followed by yelling

[Carter Lee Edwards @cedwardz]

finals have officially broken me, I have been talking to my fitbit

[Carter Lee Edwards @cedwardz]

overheard in the library "I'm too pretty to work" Happy finals week people

[Carter Lee Edwards @cedwardz]

Me: "I'm on MSN"
friend: "is that a drug"

[Kalvin @KalvinMacleod]

JUDGE: you are sentenced to 2 years of solitary confinement

ME: thank you

[Carter Lee Edwards @cedwardz]

convos with dad

[relatable @byreIatable]

hope my grades celebrate 420 and get super high today

[relatable @byreIatable]

College is mostly just sitting with a laptop in different places

[relatable @byreIatable]

College is like when you go from 1st place to 11th in Mario Kart because you slipped on your own banana

[Knux @jknuxus]

I vote that getting someone to record you for your own snapchat story should be outlawed

[Carter Lee Edwards @cedwardz]

#lt thankful for friends who check your ego

[Carter Lee Edwards @cedwardz]

"You don't look like emma watson because she's really pretty but you look just like herminone granger when you blow dry your hair"

[Carter Lee Edwards @cedwardz]

oh bob to be young and naive again https://t.co/fBJHOM2tdj

[Carter Lee Edwards @cedwardz]

@trevor_rickert It's all for you Trevor

[relatable @byreIatable]

"Screw College", I say as I do all my homework and aim for A's "you know what I don't even care anymore", I say as I continue to work hard