chris

she/her currently going through an ongoing crisis

[chris @ceeareess]

can I pin this? Love you ❤️

[chris @ceeareess]

@gracioususan Why are you selling them? They were free

[chris @ceeareess]

@MissOpsie @offcampusonpv Respectfully, you need to touch grass.

[cal @dayasmatcha]

INJECT ITTTTTTT

[chris @ceeareess]

@3arbiadrole He didn’t say that tho lol

[best of twilight @archivetwilight]

2008: twilight it's just a phase!

me in 2026:

[is @DAYASCHANl]

THE FACE CARDS MY GOD

[chris @ceeareess]

@Amaterasuuu0426 @onlyoneprvt7 He said it’s not sexy to not pay on the first date

[౨ৎ🫀 @pattinsonluvs]

THAT’S BRUCE WAYNE!!

[chris @ceeareess]

@annaforthedrama He didn’t confirm anything? He’s saying it in jest.

[Clem 🏆 @TheClemReport]

This is my kids’ Infinity War

[chris @ceeareess]

@susan_really @CarolakaLilC @TONYxTWO Tell that to the OP who stole the video to create his narrative.

[chris @ceeareess]

@Sherrie26092012 @JennieMAGA @TONYxTWO LOL you guys don’t know a single thing about immigration. The administration did nothing. The process he went through is called an I-601 - the request of a waiver to pardon his inadmissibility.

[chris @ceeareess]

@susan_really @CarolakaLilC @TONYxTWO Because he spent years going through all the paperwork and waiting for the interview. You’re watching a 10 second clip.

[luiza @greyspostit]

i just know you’re not comparing a man who almost went bald in his 20s to a man whose hairline hasn’t moved an inch in 60 years…

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Harry Styles stars in “MAHAspital” SNL sketch.

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

SNL's Weekend Update joke about Timothée Chalamet's controversial opera/ballet comment

Colin Jost: Timothée Chalamet is being criticized by major opera and ballet organizations after he said that no one cares about those art forms. Chalamet made the comment on a press tour for his movie about...ping pong

[AllTheTime @Potomac2001]

@ScottJeschke @remercurize @j_syaro I don't think he meant for it to be taken like this but the man doubled down with that 14 cents bit at the end.

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

BREAKING: ICE Whistleblower Ryan Schwank just blew the whistle on Donald Trump’s ICE and their illegal actions.

“I watched ICE dismantle the training program… classes that teach the Constitution, our legal system, firearms training, the use of force, lawful arrests, proper detention, and the limits of officers authority. ICE is teaching cadets to violate the Constitution and they were attempting to cloak it in secrecy by demanding that I lie about it.”

[chris @ceeareess]

It’s literally on video, Karoline.

[Karoline Leavitt @PressSec]

No he didn’t, Libby. His written remarks referred to Greenland as a “piece of ice” because that’s what it is.

You’re the only one mixing anything up here.

[chris @ceeareess]

I knew I liked this kid

[kat 💕 @NANCYWHEELHER]

i know he’s reading all the stancy post epilogue fics