Cibi Perez

I like to lift heavy things

[Cibi Perez @ceebo]

https://t.co/DMMye8o9Kc

[Cibi Perez @ceebo]

@EndWokeness I once skipped work by photoshopping a doctors note full with signature pretty cool superpower

[Brooks | 🏳️‍🌈 @brookstweetz]

When it’s Andor Eve but also the final Andor Eve

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Jayden Daniels Hail Mary but with Celine Dion singing

[Cibi Perez @ceebo]

Hey @JSchmohawk do you know what size show @theloserteacher wears gonna send him this for his next photo op

[Cibi Perez @ceebo]

@JSchmohawk @BeyondTheBiteEA @MannyforSA @COSAGOV @not_thelos_210 @TheLos_210 Sir you’re still around trolling people? Get a job!

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

SOMEONE LEFT. A FULL PLATE OF COOKIES. AND A GLASS OF MILK. RIGHT BY THE FIREPLACE FOR ME. I AM NOT KIDDING. WHAT A NIGHT

[Cibi Perez @ceebo]

Jesus Christ the end is near

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

https://t.co/MlIKklPSJT

[Cibi Perez @ceebo]

@Wister_Meed @ernestolivo Im surprised @JSchmohawk hasnt chimed in with his stupid responses. I heard he has a terrible case of Phimosis.

[Cibi Perez @ceebo]

@Wister_Meed @ernestolivo I know for a fact Manny kisses with his eyes open.

[Cibi Perez @ceebo]

@Wister_Meed @ernestolivo I also heard that Rick Treviño and Palaze celebrated Rick’s passing the bar exam by giving each other matching hickeys

[Cibi Perez @ceebo]

@JSchmohawk @Stevough @ExpressNews Explains why Pa-sleaze is constantly eating out at James Beard or Michelin Star restaurants

[Cibi Perez @ceebo]

@MyDeceleration @JSchmohawk @JohnCourageD9 @COSAGOV @District8Manny Dude are you serious? Birdhouses? What a nerd.

[The Alamo @OfficialAlamo]

Visitors have asked daily about the basement at the Alamo thanks to the 1985 movie “Pee-wee’s Big Adventure.” We're grateful for Paul Reubens' unforgettable contribution to pop culture. There is no basement in the Alamo Church, but there is one under our gift shop! Rest in peace.

[Cibi Perez @ceebo]

@hollywoodufos The Borg cube

[Giorgio A. Tsoukalos @Tsoukalos]

Disclosure just happened. We are not alone. We have never been, alone.

United States Air Force officer David Grusch just stated under oath in a public hearing in front of distinguished Members of Congress that the U.S. is in possession of multiple (not one) non-human intelligence cadavers and multiple (not one) non-human technological flying craft.

Today's hearing was unprecedented and historic. Planet Earth learned today that we are not the only intelligent beings in the Universe.

Today the planet has learned officially that the U.S. has known about these "non-human intelligences" since the 1930s.

Sworn testimony included a flying "black cube inside a clear sphere." A "hovering red square, the size of a football field". Objects going from zero to Mach 2 in the snap of a finger. From 12,000 feet to 80,000 feet (which is SPACE) in the snap of a finger. All of this is documented and recorded. According to all three sworn witnesses today, there is not a single nation on Earth that could potentially own this type of technology because, according to today's testimony, our planet hasn't yet achieved the structural material to manufacture an object that can withstand an instantaneous acceleration from zero to Mach 2 in the snap of a finger. Today's materials would disintegrate.

Today's testimony of course reminds me of the ancient Vimana and Stupa and Ratha stories of the ancient Vedic texts of India which report of countless of these flying chariots having the capability of being in multiple places at once and disappearing in an instant.
Today's testimony also mentioned that no human pilot could survive such instant acceleration from zero to Mach 2. Maybe some Vimana-type antigravity technology could potentially solve this problem?

Unless we've all just been duped and deceived by a bunch of crazy people, Disclosure just happened in today's congressional hearing.

Today, Planet Earth learned that we are not the only intelligent beings in the Universe.

This is so ridiculously exciting.

AND! Such a pleasure to meet you!

[Cibi Perez @ceebo]

Over a month later and @MarioBravo still has campaign signs up downtown. No wonder this douchbag lost. Take your signs down clown! Sick of seeing your face outside my apartment window. 10th and Broadway, 10th and N.Alamo Im gonna keep tweeting at you til you block me.

[Cibi Perez @ceebo]

Hey @MarioBravo how many months do you plan on having your campaign signs around downtown? @JSchmohawk please call your snobby lawyer guys.

[Cibi Perez @ceebo]

And yet ANOTHER weekend has come and gone and @MarioBravo still hasnt taken his campaign signs down. (Social Spot and 10th and N. Alamo just to name two). Not surprised he ignores his ex constituents. Hey douchebag Youre not that cute OK? @JSchmohawk have you filed a lawsuit yet?