Nma♥

Vibes and Inshallah✌🏾

[Nma♥ @CeeCee_O]

Taking a break from X.

[BLUSH @prettyblushh]

Someday your kids are going to figure you out. I promise you they will. The type of parent you are. The type of spouse you are. How you treat other people. How much effort you put into them. You're either going to be someone they look up to, or someone they never wanna be like.

[Elnathan John @elnathan_john]

Nigeria is a scary scary place. This is a former government minister, facilitating the raising of funds to pay a ransom to kidnappers. At this point Nigeria might as well allow kidnappers to unionise and register themselves as businesses so they can pay taxes.

[Sisa @TheTitanBaddie]

"ISREAL HAS MURDERED 12000 CHILDREN IN 3 MONTHS" - Do you understand how insane that sentence is?

[Funmi Ojo, Cosmetic Scientist. @YourCosmetist]

No. People will go for nysc because it’s necessary to get jobs or further education in Nigeria.

Don’t be intentionally obtuse.

[Antoine Hardy @Slangdini]

That is the unofficial indicator

[Nma♥ @CeeCee_O]

@sucertamere Tbh!!

[K @sucertamere]

Giving people more grace because everyone has issues fr

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Olumuyiwa Adejobi, you're the very definition of a bumbling idiot.

A testament of the thieving clown crested uniform you wear.

That a saturated unrefined illiterate who is barely coherent on air and doesn't understand "taxation" leads public relations for the police force is a testament of the fact that Nigeria is a failed state.

[Hazel Kaizoku @meister_kwame]

A return ticket from London to Madrid is $100 and a return ticket from Accra to Abidjan is $400 on the poorest continent so you people should pipe down with the “ stadiums are empty”

[Engr. Ayomide @ayosfragrance]

Baba collect am oo 😭😂

[MonaLisa ⭐️ @wild_muffins]

you no get connection? 2-0
you be girl? you be boy? 3-0
you be first son? or first daughter? 4-0
you’re using Airtel or MTN? 5-0
UBA, Zenith or Ecobank? sometimes Access or GTB? 7-0 (own goal)

[Tochukwu @Tokwonna]

Crowd funding to pay for a ranson on the TL is very dangerous.

We are setting a dangerous precedent.

Yes, the kidnappers are here too.

[Dejman @Dejman09]

I paid for my passport online. When I got to the immigration office, the woman said "you think you're wise? Lmao.

[Four-eyed Edo Boy™ @Alex_Houseof308]

Everybody dey traceable within 2 hours, till e reach kidnapper turn

[Modie.🇫🇷🇵🇹 @topboymodie_]

Bro, I'm in Nigeria.

[ODINAKA. El Toro. @TheAjibolaGrey]

Madness! No drugs, no crime committed, nothing but just because the Nigerian Police can shoot you or arrest you because you don’t have the receipt for your carton of caprisun jn your car, people dey see Police for road wey free, turn back go enter traffic instead.

Madness!!

[𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐮𝐧. @_ShaunKeyz]

You guys come on this app to lie, we’re not high school kids

[Aerin @FromAerin]

The worst person I know is not a woman.

[The Tech DJ @TechDJKella]

Nigeria will make youths try their hands on almost everything, 9 - 5, entrepreneurship, tech, realty, crypto, forex, content creation and so on, that’s why at almost 30, people still don’t know what they’re doing with their lives, no enabling environment.