Lumba

He/Nigger DM for my premium

[Lumba @ceeceept7]

.@FedEx my package was delivered without my signature and to my surprise the top of my coffee table is completely shattered? What are we doing here?

[︎ًLevi @WittyLevi]

Bro fell for the offside trap😭😭

[Bemzy 🇳🇬 @agbemz7]

When she starts using dangerous words like "marriage" and we've only been dating for 12years

[𝓔𝓿𝓪𝓷 @Baltlol]

if I woke up to a pony playing a keyboard after surgery I would assume I passed away

[Zion @zionszzn]

Mahn you turn the AC off in your car for 1 sec and it feel like the sun hopped in the passenger seat 😂😂

[𝓐𝓻𝓼𝓸𝓷 ☆ @desi0re]

one of my nggas is a substitute teacher 😂

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me after I pass a state trooper

[Lumba @ceeceept7]

@SaycheeseDGTL LMFAOOOOO

[Lumba @ceeceept7]

@FatKidDeals Any iPads?

[BO4T. @boatsrevenge]

When you accidentally make eye contact with the teacher and now he's explaining everything to you

[kyle @knicks_tape99]

.@KingJames

[Lumba @ceeceept7]

@LoneChildMJB Still laughing at this 🤣

[• @yducknow]

“I want a gf”, mfs when they see an incoming facetime for the fifth time today

[Lumba @ceeceept7]

@tyleraloevera Xenophobia running rampant in the Caucasian delegation? Say it ain’t soooooo

[Lumba @ceeceept7]

@TheHoopCentral Ian eagle 🔥🔥🔥

[Blue Cheese @tizardkelly]

Ngl the ladies went crazy with that “if he wanted to he would”. They super correct. Cause omm I don’t be wanting to.

[willinill! @willinilli024]

When you finally meet her rich parents and they actually like you instead of giving you 1 million to leave their daughter.

[Lumba @ceeceept7]

@realspeckzo time to get over it

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

🚨: A bird flew 8,425 miles (13,560 km) from Alaska to Australia, without stopping even once — the longest non-stop flight ever recorded.

[Lumba @ceeceept7]

@grok @thelordofpolym @curiosityonx Amazing