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[Ja Morant @JaMorant]

🙌🏽🙏🏽

[Mikal Bridges Jr @MBridgesjr25]

He’s a straight loser

[Ben @BenJoyceFoot]

Child celebrating so much he’s almost crying whilst you’re doing a whip & nae nae in 2026, the Barclays has never been so back 🫡

[Chiddy 🇳🇬 @chiddyafc]

https://t.co/R5grSN2KzL

[juan @juasanalghaib]

left on delivered for 10 hours and then I replied within 2 minutes

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

Completely normal response.

[george @StokeyyG2]

😭😭😭😭😭

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

“Bruno’s fucking magic he wears a
Magic hat, he could of signed for Arsenal, but he said no fuck that!”

😬😬😬

[carlton. @ceede04]

loooolll he wanted the job

[Anfield Sector @AnfieldSector]

Xabi Alonso signing Liverpool shirts in Hong Kong as manager of Chelsea.

[J7 @lfcJ7_]

buying half of PSG the moment Slot leaves

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

The Premier League returns this month.

As a lifelong Red, I’ve written to Liverpool FC about links to six sponsors implicated in Israel’s atrocities against Palestinians. The club has not yet responded.

Liverpool must answer supporters and end complicity in apartheid and genocide.

[chapo @chapo64k]

They got Bruno G but we got Jordan Henderson

[niran @TheOfficialFNG]

i can't even lie this has promise as a concept but it takes the game in a completely different direction that i reckon a solid 50% of people literally do not care about

[G @Gideoomatic]

All we asked for was for him not to jump the gun and he's moving like a player who just scored his first goal after going 12 games without one 💔

[R.?🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @R0thmansEra]

-clip starts with driver using tarmac runoff where there should be gravel

[carlton. @ceede04]

else where in positions of need since we probably won’t sign one else and i’m meant to gaslight myself into thinking barcola (and iraolas system) is the saviour

[carlton. @ceede04]

can we at least acknowledge this is an overpay and we’re desperate for a winger since there was no urgency to sign a different salah replacement?

[Anfield Sector @AnfieldSector]

Sweet spot: €130m-€140m…

🧘🏻‍♂️🇫🇷

[carlton. @ceede04]

RT @TouchlineX: 🚨 𝗠𝗔𝗝𝗢𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: RB Leipzig's CEO has DENIED Fabrizio Romano's "Here We Go" for Yan Diomandé's move to Real Madrid.

"It i…

[🇨🇩 @IM2GLO]

Letting big Rom loose in ATL is a big mistake

[Rimedi @r1medi]

I think this deserves to be on imdb