You'll go to Norway alone in winter, play for Bodo/Glimt, suffer two ACL injuries, play in the Europa League for Union St. Gilloise, win top scorer in the Europa League, play in the Bundesliga, win Rookey of the Month back to back, win the Bundesliga, play for your country, play in the UCL, play in a top 5 European league, and one Somtochukwu on this cruciate app, who clearly hasn't experienced any of this will still say you know nothing about what has given you so much joy, pain, and fulfilment.
Una get mouth o, and an inordinate level of audacity, fully powered and empowered by availability a.k.a see finish.
The number of rats in my compound is over 1 million. We have tried everything under the sun to curtail their spread but somehow they continue to multiply
If you drop trap, they will simply jump and pass
If you drop rat poison, they just yinmu and avoid it
They will see a human being and just stop and be watching
They are not scared and they have got the numbers
If care is not taken, they will likely stage a successful coup here
Guys what can we do to stop this menace?
Poverty. Most Nigerians don’t even know they are lactose intolerant until they grow and can afford to have quantities of diary products that raise the intolerance to noticeable levels.
WALLAHI TALLAHI THIS IS A FUCKING CAPITAL LIES.
I personally paid the ransom money and machines. Not ones & not twice.
The guy with kaftan in the middle is my blood brother.
Below is the type bike I bought, 2 nos of this.
Claiming to be rescued.
Allah ya isa
@TheRadarNewsNG
It was great joining Njideka Akunyili Crosby — a gifted Nigerian-born, Los Angeles-based artist — to unveil our first portrait together. This piece reflects so many chapters of Michelle and my story, and we’re thrilled that it will be on display in the Hope and Change lobby at the Obama Presidential Center starting this Juneteenth.
Yh. I’ve learnt the hard way so don’t learn the hard way like me.
If a serious thunderstorm is going on, switch off your solar inverter.
A serious lightening can damage it for the worst.
OHHHHHH MY WORD 😭
What have you done, Patrick Dorgu? An unbelievable strike from outside the box
This is exactly why every coach wants to play him further forward. Manchester United, we have got a player on our hands
Holy Mary… WOW 🤯
I tweet for me boo 😭 Twitter for the OGs was basically a diary. We wasn’t sitting around chasing engagement . You just had a thought, tweeted it, and kept scrolling. If somebody saw it, cool. If they didn’t, oh well 😂 Twitter originally wasn’t even about likes like that. It was just people broadcasting their random ass thoughts into the universe.