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Living life in the 954 - Let’s Go Dolphins!

[Eastwood @CeeDoubleB954]

@OmarKelly They’re rich and don’t care what you think

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

One for the road.

[Omar Kelly @OmarKelly]

The @NFLPA needs to make a bigger issue of this.

Natural turf is doable for the World Cup and futbol athletes, but football players aren’t worth it.

[Remy Mac @Remy_Mac_Priv]

Max Holloway shouting 'We now need to do a third fight lets go get that money!', to a room full of people who spent thousands of dollars on tickets is genuinely one of the funniest things ever.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.

No President in History has ended the same war so many times.

Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.

No President has ever done this before.

And he is nowhere near finished ending it.

It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[Eastwood @CeeDoubleB954]

@OmarKelly Trash

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Guess which one ended up becoming a convicted felon.

[Tim Hannan @TimHannan]

Trump rolled out his Qatari bribe yesterday. You MAGA choads get on your knees for the most corrupt self serving piece of shit in American history. No amount of American flags on your pickup truck will change that.

[Eastwood @CeeDoubleB954]

@HardRockBet Why are my Hokit win by KO
Tickets showing as losses?

[Eastwood @CeeDoubleB954]

@FLOTUS @Curtis5550 I feel the same way about your husband

[Big Fish🦈 @LastKing24_]

I love the @MiamiDolphins but I have grown to dislike our own fan base you guys cry over everything and it’s lame #phinsup

[Eastwood @CeeDoubleB954]

@DomClare Exactly!

[Eastwood @CeeDoubleB954]

@OmarKelly Should we really be judging people and their marriages Omar?

[Eastwood @CeeDoubleB954]

@OmarKelly Meanwhile we have clowns out saying they’re happy to pay more 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Eastwood @CeeDoubleB954]

@WillManso Trash

[Omar Kelly @OmarKelly]

There’s always a tweet for something

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

men suffer in private because they know nobody cares.

[Kristen @Kica333]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but if you talk on speakerphone in public everyone around you hates you.

[Eastwood @CeeDoubleB954]

@JDVance You really are a piece of 💩

[Eastwood @CeeDoubleB954]

@LeVeonBell You realize they need time to clean the room for the next guest right?