dudley debosier

laisse moi conduire le bateau fund me on bluesky

[Mike @hammerito]

AMERICA YOU LISTEN TO ME

IF YOU'RE NEAR A DATA CENTER, GO INTO THE FACILITY RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE SERVERS FOR NO REASON

THEIR GPUs ARE YOUR GPUs AS OF RIGHT NOW

[dudley debosier @ceeduds]

imagine if humans couldn’t breathe through our mouths and some sinus congestion could just suffocate you

[The Food Manufacturing Guy @TipOfTheBanana]

A chicken nugget can legally be 30% breading. That's a USDA limit.

By looking at the protein, you can figure it out. Tyson’s nuggets list white meat chicken, water, wheat flour, then a long tail of starches and seasonings under 2%. 5 nuggets weigh 90 g and have 11 g of protein.

Plain chicken breast has about 31 g of protein per 100 g. 90 g of breast would be about 28 g. The nuggets give you 11. The other 17 g got replaced by water pumped into the meat and breading wrapped around it, and the flour and starch on the label are there to hold that water in through the fryer and the freezer.

The quick check is the second ingredient. If it says chicken, water, the meat was pumped before it was breaded. If it says chicken, wheat flour, it wasn't.

[The Food Manufacturing Guy @TipOfTheBanana]

Most decaf coffee is made with methylene chloride. It's the solvent that used to be in paint stripper.

The green beans are steamed, then washed in methylene chloride, which pulls out the caffeine and not much else. The beans are steamed again to drive off the solvent and then roasted at over 400F. FDA allows up to 10 parts per million. When a lab tested 24 decaf brands in 2020 it found the solvent in 10 of them at about 0.05 to 0.1 ppm, around 100 times below the limit. The industry calls this the European method.

There are 3 other ways to do it. Ethyl acetate, a solvent that can be made from sugarcane, which the trade calls the natural method. Carbon dioxide under pressure. And the Swiss Water process, which uses hot water and carbon filters and no solvent at all. Peet's says all of its decaf is water process. Starbucks has told reporters most of its decaf is the direct contact method, meaning solvent.

EPA banned most uses of methylene chloride in 2024, but food is FDA's job, so decaf wasn't part of it. A petition to pull it from food has sat at FDA since December 2023. FDA reopened comments on it in May and hasn't decided. If the bag says Swiss Water or water process, no solvent touched it. If the bag says nothing, you don't know.

[dudley debosier @ceeduds]

@bigcontentguy why the fuck is he barefoot

[dudley debosier @ceeduds]

@HawkEmDownChris T-MAC

[dudley debosier @ceeduds]

I’m not sold on the efficacy of swirling your wine glass, but it’s fun so I’m doing it

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

the witch at spirit halloween waiting for me to step on her mat

[dudley debosier @ceeduds]

@DukeOfZamunda this what I feed my dog when she having tummy troubles

[Cartier Chilly @OGChilly87]

Being a black man in America is some wild shit...

Bitch kill 3 babies and they bring up how much you owe in rent

[Zelex @OBEhizele]

I think one of the saddest things about modern childhood is the loss of cartoons as inheritance. I grew up watching Scooby-Doo reruns decades after it first aired. Kids today have more content than ever, but perhaps less shared cultural inheritance across generations.

[Klonopin Centaur @facetedcarapace]

Holy shit

[H O N E Y @HoneyTooRaw]

adult friendship is basically “i love you, i’m alive, life beating my ass, talk soon.” 😭

[ChickenSamosa @ChickenSamosaa]

@botticellibimbo imagine making people google gerunds on a sunday

[bojack whoresman @LebohangMosia_]

albums should be listened to in order, the first time. the tracklist is part of the art.

[🇵🇦Jess🇵🇷 @lovinmygirls218]

Got Lil Man out here looking like Stringer Bell

[dudley debosier @ceeduds]

tuna in a bowl
a drizzle of olive oil
add the lemon Juice

[big texas butters @yagirlG]

My son during his 4th Cars rewatch this week

[John Fadule @fadule_]

Best names to get called by a dude:

3. King
2. Brother
1. Big dog

Worst names to get called by a dude:

3. Chief
2. Boss
1. Buddy

[dudley debosier @ceeduds]

imagine Erykah Badu featuring Olivia Dean 🔥🔥🔥

[dudley debosier @ceeduds]

waiting for Olivia Dean’s inevitable foray into neo soul