I was on ft with my friend while she was complaining about her man. Her dude pops out from around the corner & says โyou talk a lot of shit for someone who just had my dick in her mouth a couple minutes agoโ๐
dude slide in my dms last weekend while I was drunk telling me how heโs always thought I was hot. Why tf did I reply โthatโs cool. Do you like corn?โ