CMW

[Jon Richardson @RonJichardson]

The threat of a yellow card doesn’t stop players diving, fouling or abusing referees but it has stopped them showing solidarity with those who are threatened with death for being in love. What an absolute fucking farce.

[Alexei @MUFC_redarmy99]

After Liz Truss’ resignation, the United Kingdom needs an interim leader.
Someone who will bring the feel good vibes back and get immediate results.
Step forward, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer.

[John Ludden @johnludds]

All the talk of photos to sum up what your football club means. Mine is straight forward, not diamond and fucking pearls. Not some beauty earmarked by agents and the club. My Manchester United. A Collyhurst kid from Saint Pat's who won the lot...

[👽cat lady @imavenusgirl]

PLEASE, continue sharing and posting about the disappearance of Owami Davies, a 24-year-old student nurse from Essex. She’s been missing for over a month now and was last seen in Croydon.

5 arrests have been made BUT SHE IS STILL MISSING!!!

[Billy Bragg @billybragg]

Johnson 'delivered' Brexit? Brexit has only been delivered in the sense that a flat-pack of furniture is delivered. It hasn’t been assembled yet because it won’t fit through the front door, several of the most important pieces are missing and the instructions are in Russian.

[flamin nora @katieogunsakin]

me doing my silly little emails today while the government collapses

[Four Seasons Total Landscaping @TotalSeasons]

.@BorisJohnson .@10DowningStreet

Just touching base - we feel the time is right for a press conference.

We have some experience with this sort of thing…

[Remo @Remo26599]

Just heard that De Jong is house-hunting in the area between Failsworth and Chadderton......

Frenkie goes to Hollinwood.

[Wayne Barton @WayneSBarton]

Win a copy of my book

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368 pages in hardback. “The definitive account”

Just retweet this tweet and follow me to enter.

Winner picked tomorrow, 21st June.

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[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is 'struthonian' (1960s): one who ignores unwelcome facts and buries their head in the sand. From the Latin 'struthio', 'ostrich'.

[Alexei @MUFC_redarmy99]

Thank you Real Madrid for saving football by beating:
-PSG
-Chelsea
-Man City
-Liverpool.

Truly heroic work.

[United Through Time @retro_manutd]

#OTD 1999

90:26- Beckham, in towards Schmeichel, it's come for Dwight Yorke, cleared Giggs with the shot and SHERINGHAM!

92:17- Is this their moment? Beckham, into Sheringham. AND SOLSKJAER HAS WON IT!

Manchester United have reached the promised land! 🇾🇪

#MUFC #UCL

[🌟🏴‍☠️ @GellertDepp]

🎶 She is beauty, she is grace, she put Ms. Heard in her place 🎶

Kate Moss aka queen #DeppHeardTrial #JusticeForJohnnyDepp

[Robbo @utdrobbo]

After Ralf's "honeymoon period" ended, I'm pretty convinced that this has been the worst Manchester United team I have ever seen — for individual performances, systematic decisions, lineup choices & substitutions, etc.