C.J. Gortarez

i love my dog, my bed, and potato chips.

[C.J. Gortarez @ceegortarez]

happy birthday to you @Florees17. we have grown so much together. our 20s were so much fun, and our 30s will be amazing. thank you for being an asshole with me 🖤

[C.J. Gortarez @ceegortarez]

@KendallRaeOnYT josh thinking you're still so cute 😂❤

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listening to @JoeSantagato explain how ppl need to be warmed up before seggz, and @FAlvarez8085 deny this tells me a lot about the lovers they are 🙃 #basementyard #preheat #jackhammer

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@BaileySarian you're amazing. great idea. will implemet NOW.

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why didn't they leave amelia thermopolis' hair curly? she would have looked amazing. #princessdiaries #fatlouie #shutup

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listening to @joerogan explain chafing, thick thigh problems to @RIPAriShaffir 's thin ass makes me feel connected to him like i never have. #thiccboy

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snape having to kill dumbledore. fuk me up. #HP #dumbledore #snape

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watching sirius black get murked messes me up every time. #HP #ikilledsiriusblack #ilovepetedavidson

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@ArmchairExpPod just heard you guys mentioned on a BBC news podcast for speaking with the prince 😂 it was very exciting.

[C.J. Gortarez @ceegortarez]

i love it when #petedavidson

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can't wait for my dog to meet #petedavidson , her new father.

[C.J. Gortarez @ceegortarez]

dancing around to some kid cudi w #petedavidson sounds like a dream

[C.J. Gortarez @ceegortarez]

i wanna hold #petedavidson like a gigantic, mentally ill baby ❤

[C.J. Gortarez @ceegortarez]

the dark spots around #petedavidson 's eyes look like perfect eye shaow ❤

[C.J. Gortarez @ceegortarez]

i love #petedavidson like a fat kid loves cake. i would know, i am a fat kid.

[C.J. Gortarez @ceegortarez]

@Florees17 @remyheartmusic i'm trynna RIDE THAT TRAIN, naw mean??

[C.J. Gortarez @ceegortarez]

i would love for #petedavidson to go wild and tattoo me.

[C.J. Gortarez @ceegortarez]

@remyheartmusic i told you i'm tweeting until he falls in love with me. if you see him, tell him i love him.

[C.J. Gortarez @ceegortarez]

would love to have a nice HP marathon with a #petedavidson. preferably on a gloomy day, will take partly cloudy.

[C.J. Gortarez @ceegortarez]

taking care of #petedavidson after his fight w jake paul is my dream job.