CeeJay Jolsen

Kōrero Māori. Smart arse, sweary & opinionated. May cause offense. Sorry not sorry. Kahungunu ki Te Wairoa & others.

[CeeJay Jolsen @ceejayjoe]

We were overdue that #earthquake aye #nz

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That feeling when you and a colleague meet for lunch, and you bring left overs, and they bring 4 crackers

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Why are politicians focused so much on throwing kids in jail? Let's crack down on white collar crime, they cost our communities and our nation in general more... More cost, more angst and affects more people

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@police Porirua at the newly developed roundabout on mungavin Ave, yall need to monitor it. I was scared to treat it like a roundabout and turn right cause NOONE was slowing down or giving way

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Grant residency to a critically needed nurses family - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/CZ9FMxR1Qt via @Change

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Grant residency to a critically needed nurses family in Te Wairoa- Sign the Petition! https://t.co/CZ9FMxR1Qt via @Change

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OMG people, a cyclone is a hurricane... In the southern hemisphere its called a cyclone #CycloneGabriel

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While kawa doesn’t change, the tikanga or practices are constantly evolving.

[CeeJay Jolsen @ceejayjoe]

The kawa of the marae means the protocols or rules that operate on the marae.

[Dr Dale Whelehan @DrDaleford]

🙌 THE 4 DAY WORK WEEK HAS HIT IRELAND WITH ASTONISHING RESULTS. 🙌

The Irish Findings are as follows:
• 100% of the companies involved are continuing with the 4-Day work week ➡
• 85% of companies which reported data on revenue reported growth in revenue 📈 (1/X)

[CeeJay Jolsen @ceejayjoe]

Reading the news online im still surprised at the amount of racists in nz

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Well fark me, it's been black Friday for two farkn weeks. It can totally get stuffed #blackfridayisascam

[Dr Dale Whelehan @DrDaleford]

And to clarify one principle: The aim of the @4DayWeekIreland is to implement a 100-80-100 principle of work. 100% pay, for 80% of the traditional working week, for 100% of the same business outcome. #FutureOfWork

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I made a Cobb loaf for an event today and my whānau ate it while watching the softball last night

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Lā Kū'oko'a today (Hawaiian Independance) kei wareware tātou. #HawaiianIndependance #LāKūokoa #RecogniseMana Here is an image of David La'amea Kalākaua, King of Hawaii from the ATL collections

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Shout out to the rapid relief team #rrt in porirua for the breakfast burgers they were handing out, made the intermediate kids sooooo happy #porirua

[Fake Library Statistics @FakeLibStats]

22% of librarian disagreements are decided by flipping a cat

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Last night's toa Samoa hype shennanagans were out the gate... it's all quiet on the front this morning

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ABs need to pick it up for world cup next year. FERNS still deserve the bonus more