it’s chive o’clock somewhere

Man I Love Frogs • she/her, they/them

[it’s chive o’clock somewhere @ceeonearth]

It’s the one year anniversary of me explaining to this lady at the farmers market that the cherries I was selling were sour cherries, not sweet cherries, to which she replied “I’m squirting just thinking about it”

[it’s chive o’clock somewhere @ceeonearth]

I’ve just figured out / decided that I need a gay haircut and another nose piercing

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@moss__piglet That last picture w your reflection is so striking and beautiful!!

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If you start to pay attention to birds you really notice how much they be fightin

[find me on 🦋 @sadaboutchiffon]

NAMILIA SPRING 2024 COLLECTION [2/8].

[it’s chive o’clock somewhere @ceeonearth]

Is the cure to male loneliness getting really high wearing pink and seeing the Barbie movie w your bros

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When another woman asks me is the Barbie movie is like a real movie and was it actually good tho and but like what’s the plot, I’m like babe. Internalized misogyny got ur ass on this one

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Simply going into the world is enough for me to both need and deserve a little treat

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@shoulderpubes 💜

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

Get the fuck out of my fucking way I have to fucking get home and relax

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Every day I’m like I love this rock! And I love pushing it up this hill!!

[Tage @TageErlinger]

The zoomers have it so easy, we didnt use to have whiteclaws back in the day.

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Band name idea: the pungent onions

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@hell_doe That sounds really. Nice

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

there’s nothing funnier than a classic joke

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I never lock the door when I leave my house (please don’t rob me) but I Looooove locking my door when I’m home. Like no bitch you can’t come in!!