Cassie Smith

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[Cassie Smith @ceesmiffy]

Love

[Forte 4R😶‍🌫️ @Forte4r]

Please don’t blow your fruity vapes around my kids, I’m raising them strictly on Marlboro reds

[mika @mikasagrada]

"se você dormir à tarde, não vai dormir à noite"

eu à tarde e à noite:

[Dan @leathergregory]

BREAKING 🚨 : UK Government to make policies tailored to every single individual in the country to see if that stops the cunts moaning about everything

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

Let me make this very clear - if England lose tonight I will make it a point to NEVER EVER visit Machu Picchu. Let’s see if our Argentine opponents are quite so cocksure knowing they have LOST my tourist money forever,

[Billie @Billie_T]

Not even exaggerating, did Spence randomly become the best player in the world

[N A H I D A🌸 @nxhidamxzid]

Leaving an air conditioned workplace for home really gives you a reality check

[A’ ᥫ᭡ @Zoroxyaa]

Le seul point positif de la canicule c’est que mtn je trouve que 25 degrés c’est frais alors que de base je m’en plaignais

[Con @_ConnorWard]

Me getting to the pub for 6 for a 9pm kick off just for it to be 0-0

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

Someone said the UK heat is like the heat that comes out of the back of a bus & I’ve never heard a more accurate description

[MewZe @MewZe_]

‘Put a bowl of ice water in front of a fan to cool yourself down’ how about I put my large foot up your arse

[Michael Lavelle @mikelavelle93]

Back in my day we had to keep our blazers on unless the teachers gave us permission to take them off. And if we were in a French lesson our teacher made us ask in French.

[Supriya Ganesh @SupriyaGanesh]

To those asking me if they should watch love island: this shit isn’t for the weak. It’s an hour every day for 6 weeks. It’s a commitment, a marathon, and ur gonna wonder why ur watching this shit but keep at it u will see levels of psychological torture never before seen

[JESSICA @whosthatgirrlll]

If yall weren’t HERE! don’t question me about Love Island 😂 the cigarettes that were devoured omfg.

[N @nkayyox]

love island and world cup summer >>>

[alya (follow limited!!) ⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺ @alya_stfu]

reading this book as a kid genuinely changed my brain chemistry, i still believe this to this day

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

if i could choose between the launch happening and that frog still being alive id choose the frog

[susa @prinkasusa]

Women fear men might:

1. Sexually violate them
2. Kill them

Men fear women might:

1. Laugh in their face
2. Go out with them just for a free meal

We are not the same.