NO.I.D👽

I’m Batman

[wande @blaccmajek]

“Build with a man” but the whole time na the man dey build alone, you just dey there dey wait for finished building.

['Denike Danjuma @DeNiike_]

You people divorce your cheating husbands and then start dating married men.

Eyin werey. 😭😭

[Jannik Beginner @Wana____]

At the barbing salon.

Barber about to cut a kid. Asks his father what hairstyle he should cut for him.

Father says: "Ask him what he wants."

I shed a tear inside.

[Famouspluto @Famouspluto_]

Hmmm

[Edwin🇰🇪 @justWailer]

"If I cut grass around a tree will the tree look taller?"
Chatgpt:

[ajay @1meajay]

which woman don go talk nonsense again?😂😭

[ajay @1meajay]

things wey women dey talk, you nor go really grasp the magnitude of the stupidity inside am until man talk am.

[Joshua Samuel @opeyemi2j]

economy so bad you will be thinking you made financial mistake but all you did was buy bread.

[Kanishk @jeene2yarr]

A feminist can humiliate even her own father for online validation, while a misogynist can fight the entire world to defend his mother's honor

[Noni Edozie @Hibana122]

Cubana Chief Priest

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

SEASON REVIEW IS DONE.

Currently in the process of exporting it - which could take some serious hours because it's four hours and 19 minutes long.

It's been some week for me to get this finished. Took me bloody ages.

So relieved to say it's finally done.

For those of you who will be looking to grab a copy, keep your peepers peeled. It'll either be available this evening or tomorrow day.

Cheers everyone 🇾🇪❤️🇾🇪

[PFA @PFA]

Bruno Fernandes 👹

Voted for by the players 🏆

[Shola 👑 @itsSh0la]

All our girls are now playing Sportybet, you’ve seen that there’s no rich man coming to save you anywhere. Good girl 🙂‍↔️

[🅱️ASH-AAR🛑 @YesItsBash]

“You go enjoy ball, your salary fit no complete o but you go enjoy ball”

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Éderson to Manchester United, here we go!

Deal done with Atalanta for €45m package with add-ons included, agreement now in place.

Medical and formal steps to follow but deal in place.

Éderson will sign a four year deal plus option, as @TheAthleticFC reports.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇧🇷 Éderson will sign a contract valid until June 2030 at Manchester United with club option to extend until 2031.

Éderson stopped all talks with other clubs two weeks ago: only Manchester United.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Éderson will only be the first midfield signing at Man United, at least another one has been planned.

Casemiro and Ugarte to leave so #MUFC will add one more, could be two under certain conditions.

🎥 https://t.co/2Znubkw6dt

[Elvis Tunde @Tunnykvng]

I DON WAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

GABRIEL MISSES AND ARSENAL LOSE THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL.

[UEFA Champions League @ChampionsLeague]

Ice in his veins 🥶

#UCLfinal