Booboo Jenkins

The Devil made me do it the first time. Second time I done it on my own.

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@CuratedExp As I read this, I thought, “As an added bonus, she’s a Conway fan,” but then I read the attribution to The Pointer Sisters.

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@LauraLynnDFW Gaddamn, I miss you.

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@AceOfHouston Only if you promise to put my clothes back on me and drag me outside so that in the event of a heart attack, my wife won’t know my last moments were spent getting what she wasn’t giving. She wouldn’t be able to live with herself.

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@LangmanVince I’ve certainly done a lot worse.

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@AceOfHouston 52 yrs old and have never been to Greece, but I have been to Houston.

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@LauraLynnDFW Dang it. I’m in Key Largo for another couple of days. If I’d have known you were relatively close, I’d have offered to come give you a foot massage. I got my technique down and everything.

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@Super70sSports Well, the greatest Stones’ song is clearly the greatest country-western song of all time—Dead Flowers.

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@candidlycandi @AlexLeTissier Nothing better than burying my face into a full bush right after that bush just ran a 10k in July or August.

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@Super70sSports I like your posts, but do you have to cuss so fucking much?

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@Taymadison30 Making out and feeling titties in the pool or hot tub is awesome.

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@MagazineWife @mylissa2020 Just gonna go find a cash machine.

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@LauraLynnDFW I get pretty worked up thinking about you at 52 and 11 mos. That won't change in 3 weeks.

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@LauraLynnDFW Sounds glorious in theory, but on the other hand, seems like it might dilute the quality time with you.

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@OldSchool80s Lou Gramm > Robert Plant

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@OldSchool80s Every song on there is gold except for fucking Waiting for a Girl Like You. Mother Fucker, that piece of shit pisses me off every time some asshole DJ spins it.

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@FB_Helmet_Guy Goddamned Danny White lookalike.

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@ClassicGuitarR1 Correct

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@SteveWiski @ReturnofR And we’re all a lot fucking dumber for having read this.

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@Super70sSports Still the best fuckin Batman—movie or otherwise. And yeah, I’m probably the 100th asshole to post this, but I didn’t have time to sift thru a thousand other comments. And I’m still looking for a truly anonymous SIM card to help me matriculate my double life down the field.

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@Super70sSports Legit Stan Smiths.