Caroline Boyd

[Caroline Boyd @Cef4103]

This, my friends, is why you just keep your mouth shut

[Zhao DaShuai 东北进修🇨🇳 Commentary @zhao_dashuai]

Now you know why Epstein didn't invite him to the island.

[chiky handler @chiky_handlr]

Donald Trump raped a 13-year-old child. She bit his penis. He punched her in the face. The FBI found the young girl’s story to be credible. Never stop talking about this. Post about it every day. We cannot allow these white supremacists to normalize child rape.

[manny @mannyfidel]

the wife of a deceased podcaster was unavailable to attend our event tonight. please join me in welcoming our backup option for this evening: the vice president of the united states of america

[Dom2K @Dom_2k]

Real tears Druski did irreparable damage to this brand

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Reporter: If you could say something to Trump, what would it be?

PA voter: You’re a worthless pile of sh*t.

Reporter: How many times did you vote for him?

PA voter: 3 times. That was my bad. Apparently I’m an idiot.
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[Unimpressed Wes @WES_WorldOrder]

Yall don’t understand how bad it is to fail the ASVAB. That means you can’t do math, can barely read, and can’t follow instructions. He isn’t even qualified to get his legs blown off for oil.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Pope Leo asks priests to stop using artificial intelligence to write sermons.

[erica cheng 鄭伊澄 @oop_echeng]

this is like the houston version of the waffle house index

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨OMG: In a historically shocking moment, Donald Trump just went further than ever before - openly praising authoritarian rule.

“I’m a dictator… but sometimes you need a dictator.”

The mask all the way coming off. Anyone still pretending this is normal is lying to themselves.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Kristi Noem: “We can't trust our government anymore.”

Bash: “You are the government.”

Noem: “Yes, that’s what I’m saying.”

[NickFrank40 @NickyFrank30]

Really, you don’t say?

[Evan Ludwig @SmokeLudwig]

The Panthers fanbase will never forget you Raheem.

[𝓒𝓙 🐅 @BurrowBeliever]

This man is violently autistic

[Jeff Darlington @JeffDarlington]

No “scoreboard watching” in Carolina: With Bucs-Dolphins game impacting Carolina’s divisional fate, Dave Canalas doesn’t want his team’s focus elsewhere.

So every score from around the NFL is being shown in the corners of the endzone… except for one. TB-MIA is notably omitted.

[Monica💚🍉Free Congo, Palestine & Sudan @BlakPantherBabe]

We impeached Clinton for a blow job.

What’s taking so long to impeach Trump for murder, rape, rico and treason?

[Bryce @mlbeuphoria]

If I had a dollar for every time a Detroit sports team suffered a horrific collapse after admiring Donald Trump, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it is weird that it happened twice

[Jesus Freakin Congress @TheJFreakinC]

If Karoline Leavitt is due in May 2026, she was already pregnant when the Vanity Fair photos were taken.

Which means she appears to have gotten cosmetic fillers while pregnant.

And yet, this same administration is out here warning pregnant women not to take Tylenol?

So to recap: elective cosmetic injectables are apparently fine, but over-the-counter pain relief is treated like a moral hazard.

Interesting…

[rolandsmartin @rolandsmartin]

Donald Trump has five kids and three baby mommas

[Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @InkMasterbator]

Idk, we should ask Grok. I'm sure that'll make it better.