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Rooted in Memphis, blooming in Chattanooga

[christina @ceh901]

Don’t let someone who isn’t from Memphis tell you anything about Memphis 😂🥴

[christina @ceh901]

Congrats @elonmusk for your trillion status. Now if you can just send me a single million, I’d be good and so would many others around me. Thanks homie

[christina @ceh901]

Congrats, Mr. President, on winning the NBA Finals!

Don’t roll your eyes, he will 100% pat himself on the back for this 😂

[christina @ceh901]

Nothing is more refreshing than water at 2 a.m.

[christina @ceh901]

So @7eleven has this deal today where you can get a pizza for 11 cents (as a rewards member). With tax, it’s a little over a buck. For a gas station pizza, it ain’t too shabby!

We had been picking on the cheese pizza, as you can tell 😂

[christina @ceh901]

This post was brought to you by two beers on an empty stomach

[christina @ceh901]

I am 1000000000% sure that the President hired a teen to make his posts and they are trolling him. I’m going to pretend it’s Barron, actually

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@jowahorn1 Uhhh you can get those exact strawberries here for $5 at the most 😂

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I mean it was still delicious but I had to work more than I wanted for it

[christina @ceh901]

Someone made a post complaining about how @tacobell tortillas tend to stick to the wrapper like a toxic relationship and this happened to me last night 🙃

[christina @ceh901]

Linda for sure

[christina @ceh901]

It’s not free speech if you’re an idiot spewing hate

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Random Sunday update. Not pictured: my two hour nap

[christina @ceh901]

These will be the only pair of cool shoes I will ever own if I fork over the money

[INSANE SNEAKER™ @insanesneaker]

OFFICIAL IMAGES: Nike Ja 3 “Tiger” 🐅🔴

• July 3rd
• $130

[christina @ceh901]

Proof of life post: Tuesday at Erlanger Park ⚾️

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I did not win 35k that day

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Happy St. Patrick’s Day! ☘️ Here’s to hoping I somehow win 35k today

[christina @ceh901]

@MSavage901 @_doncru_ 😅😭

[christina @ceh901]

Happy Easter!

[Melvin Purdy @MLVNPRDY]

Willie Herenton would’ve told LeBron to go F Himself.

[christina @ceh901]

@MoonPie @NASAArtemis @NASAKennedy You’re definitely more than that, MoonPie. Believe in yourself. You’re just as important as the four on board 🫶🏽🌕

[christina @ceh901]

7am and I’m already thinking of dinner