REMEMBER : Bitcoin is JUST like your grandmother.
If you party with alts to much and ignore her...
She will get upset, bust into your party and ruin it by taking a HUGE STINKY SHIT on the floor...
Was at the NICEST restaurant in Dallas last night
At the end of my $12,000 dinner the waiter asked for a tip...
I got in real close to his ear and whispered : "It's alt season"
Best tip of his life. I bet he will be rich like me soon.
For all the kids saying this generation is fucked.
Literally 2 generations ago the government kidnapped you and made you fight angry Vietnamese to the death in a jungle.
I'm sorry houses are expensive and 50% of women are on OnlyFans but it could be worse.
For everyone whose had trouble with the market recently.
Have you tried being fucking retarded and just blindly betting more with zero fucks?
Seems to work.