Claire Hughes

always shave your legs & paint your nails // Jesus is the answer

[Claire Hughes @cehughes24]

@Jon__Reed @ReedsRanchPod Seth needs to issue a retraction on his entire pajamas segment bc we did not wear matching pajamas growing up

[Claire Hughes @cehughes24]

@Jon__Reed I told her you won trivia all the time!!!

[Claire Hughes @cehughes24]

@THESethHughes I didn’t post the photoshopped pics to save your dignity!!

[Claire Hughes @cehughes24]

@ReedsRanchPod @THESethHughes really expected you to say your worst birthday was when Momma made you shovel snow for hours

[Robert G. Reeve @RobertGReeve]

I'm back from a week at my mom's house and now I'm getting ads for her toothpaste brand, the brand I've been putting in my mouth for a week. We never talked about this brand or googled it or anything like that.

As a privacy tech worker, let me explain why this is happening. 🧵

[Claire Hughes @cehughes24]

@Jon__Reed There hasn’t been any negative feedback!!

[Tempa @FathomFloof]

Went on a walk today! Took this beautiful picture

[Claire Hughes @cehughes24]

I’m approx 5 quarantine days from wanting to rebuild my childhood fort in my parent’s backyard. Will be hard to tackle without the neighborhood boy’s help tho

[sam 🖤 @thasweetestgyal]

I can’t wait to hear “can I see your passport and boarding pass”

[Dan Duvall @DanDuvallComedy]

When they tell me to stay home but the McRib is back

[Go - off hiatus - rashi @soozysufi]

CDC just announced that corona can be spread via Instagram story challenges :-/

[Elika Sadeghi @elikasadeghi]

Not such an insensitive gift now, was it?

[BigOrangeHeupel @BigOrangeHeupel]

Social distancing by Jauan Jennings:

[Kyle Thompson @KyleThompsonPGA]

At my 5th grade daughter’s school lunch, a kid asked me what I do and I told him I’m a insurance broker.

Kid - “Have you seen the movie Cars?”
Me “Yes”
Kid- “If a car dies in the movie is it covered by life insurance or car insurance?”
Me - “Let me get back to you on that one.”

[vs @versuslll]

I hate when I go out in public and the public be there