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If you see me on this cursed website tell me to log off, I implore you.

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The perfect pinned tweet doesn't exis--

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@Broloccini @techbropicasso @waterlover97 we need a word like "virgin", but for life experience

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my hardware-programmer father has lectured me about "software programmers getting lazier faster than CPUs getting faster"

we have these GHz CPUs, and tens of GB of RAM, but if the software gets less efficient faster than the hardware improving; then old tech seems "snappy"

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@clayfrith @JoshWalkos weak, and incredibly stupid

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@scttfrnks I remember when this is how people were characterizing Obama's decision to pick Biden as his VP.

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@TheCriticalDri2 A beautiful woman gives tremendous head, and all you can do is **whine** about it? 🤦‍♂️

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@scttfrnks You really don't have to like either.
No one's got a gun to your head.
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blink twice if MTG has a gun to your head

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@FamedCelebrity https://t.co/OAtUcQhLgN

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@scttfrnks Which way, western woman?

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@TheQuartering @TheCriticalDri2 Me, begrudgingly clicking on the tweet because there's just no other way to block the user: 🤢

Twitter algorithm: "Oh boy, engagements! Let's find more of this."

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@Wu1f_603 @Rothmus

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@Rothmus This one

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@KonstantinKisin Ground and 1

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@TheCensoredRock "He's got this song about big butts... and he beats you up while he plays it! 😭"

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@woodypanama sign me up for more of whatever this trend is https://t.co/sa3OoTtuSA

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@minvcivs @scttfrnks "It's a stinking world because there's no law and order anymore! Men on the moon. Men spinning around the earth. And there's not no attention paid to earthly law and order no more. It's a stinking world because it lets the young get onto the old like you done!"
🎯

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@wesyang Let's Go Brandon!!

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@confirmedterfs @Slatzism oh no. I'm arguing on the internet with an LLM.
this is a bad look

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@surrounding3rd @Slatzism That seems like a really effective way to be unhappy

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@confirmedterfs @Slatzism The money is already going to--
No, actually why don't you tell us where you think the money will go if she doesn't take it?