Alec in Mid-Michigan

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[Alec in Mid-Michigan @CelaNames]

@LeBatardShow annnnd there’s Buffalo with Bernie Parmalee. The moneyball, @jasonbenetti nailed it

[Alec in Mid-Michigan @CelaNames]

@LeBatardShow and @jasonbenetti just hit a “Trailers for sale” bottom 4. Jason is racking up Dan’s tab tonight

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@Castellani2014 Why is this happening

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@itsAntWright Ant you ain’t lowkey at all bro lol

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Oh god I wanna cry

[Benson @Miggysbat]

It’s absolutely unthinkable how this team went from being a coin-flip away from an ALCS appearance to the worst record in the American League in less than eight months.

[Alec in Mid-Michigan @CelaNames]

@tigers Why don’t you win 5 freaking games

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Matched with a 10/10 from London on bumble but I think she’s a cop

[Alec in Mid-Michigan @CelaNames]

Did they just show some dude on the tigers telecast trying to pick up a 10/10 in the stands??

[Alec in Mid-Michigan @CelaNames]

@KoreaPistonsFan Let him cook Tom

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@RichardCranny69 Sounds like a moment to lock in to me

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@Bball_paul Aye stay ready 7!!!

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@SuperFaniel @jeremytache @LeBatardShow Pull it back, Jack

[Alec in Mid-Michigan @CelaNames]

Hey @jimrome yo fuck Dana White

[Alec in Mid-Michigan @CelaNames]

It’s hard not to hate everything all at once, but somehow endure

[‏ً @itsnwts]

Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. You go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple $9.99. Subscriptions. Subscription. Overdraft. Laundry. Fold. Text. Text. Text. Clean the house. “I haven’t seen you in a while.” Doctors appoinment. Hair appoinment. Nail appointment. RENT. WAR! GOVERNMENT! POLITICS! THE PRESIDENT!!

[Alec in Mid-Michigan @CelaNames]

Here we go baby, time to lock in

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@GretaVanFleet Aye yo if it’s true…REST IN PISS

[Alec in Mid-Michigan @CelaNames]

She’s gotta realize after it cuts out a third time, just lay out and let the crowd do the rest. Tried too hard

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The mic cut out during O Canada but the crowd in Buffalo had her back

[Alec in Mid-Michigan @CelaNames]

@SpartanRyan @Connormuldowney Yeah there’s nowhere I claim to be above any of this. It’s just rich the both of you antagonize like crazy and then try to play the victim. You don’t get to be a jerk and then ask people to feel bad for you

[Alec in Mid-Michigan @CelaNames]

@Connormuldowney @SpartanRyan Nah man I’ve seen the way you and him tweet at, and about, people. No sympathy