cela

🩺🐾 | animal science major with a minor in tequila

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

Boo 👻

[William Quintana @WillQuintanaNW]

Remember to leave out milk & cookies for Terry tonight

[HOLLY ON AIR 💈💞✨🥂💫💞💕✨🎀🎀💕💕💕💞🎀 @HOLLYandherEGO]

Screaming

[cela @celatequila]

fuck seaworld

[Ian Miles @ianmiles]

Seaworld killed a seal it was trying to “rescue” out of sheer ineptitude. https://t.co/atX8lqjQMA

[Andre @_iBleedBlu]

Unfortunately, most of us walking around aren’t aware of what to do if we find ourselves in a sinking vehicle. Fear & panic will set in, costing us precious time. Take the time to learn what the steps are & coach you & your loved ones on them.

Here’s what you need to do ⬇️:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me as soon as i get anywhere

[Crocodile Cam⚡️🇨🇻 @CrocodileCam]

Yall dog breeders need to be locked up

[cela @celatequila]

One time I matched with this guy that was in outer banks and I fumbled the bag….. I will regret that forever

[Barrett O'Neill @barrettjoneill]

Ignore this at your own risk.

Do not put your family in a small car.

Yesterday, my wife was driving my son to school and an oncoming delivery truck crossed the center lane and hit her head on — the driver had a seizure was going 40 mph.

I was on my way to work in a separate car and got an emergency notification from Apple the car was in an accident and it had automatically called police (great feature Apple).

I called my wife — no answer.

I felt sheer dread and sick to my stomach. I immediately turned around and headed towards the location Apple sent.

The police were blocking the entire street — not a good sign.

I eventually got up there and found my wife and son who were okay, considering. My wife has a broken wrist and is shaken up but otherwise okay.

The officer told me if she were driving a smaller car it would’ve been fatal — we bought this Wagoneer a month ago…

I am so thankful they are okay (and the other driver is too) and that we chose to buy a large vehicle.

Please do not put your loved ones into a small car. In an accident the size and weight make all the difference.

Instead of the worst day of our lives, we’re celebrating my son’s 2nd birthday today with chocolate cake.

[katie @katefeetie]

“that’s why they pay me the medium bucks” always kills in meetings. that’s free for you to use any time you want, buddy. little gift from me to you

[e @scriptedesny_]

me trying not to say “i’ve heard this live” whenever a song ive heard live comes on

[rin ☾⋆⁺₊⋆🇵🇸 @rinnystarr]

it should be punishable by death to be on the machine i want to use at the gym

[Yellow @softbfbvnny]

my doctor prescribed “kissing a pretty girl all over her face until she’s smiling & giggling uncontrollably” to cure all my ailments

[ethan @ethanjuiced]

do football players have to wear helmets to stop them from kissing each other on the lips

[clare @sadderlizards]

no no you don’t want to get to know me i’m better as a concept

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

“Who the fuck are you beeping at?”

[Capricorn King 🐐 @deionobrian]

“1 foot 2 foot, red foot blue foot” 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣